Cleaning with Mario #57 In the bumming fort for aw the action, ft seduction songs by Tong Braxston

[twilightgarden]

No idea why but eco friendly bootle made me think of this from League of Gentlemen

 

[laynelo_]

I’ve heard more about the inside a his bowels than cleaning content ffs! He should rename himself IBS_with_Mario. How can he feel comfortable sharing his manky digestive system way thousands a people? nae shame!!

anyway spine brine hens, only 5 mair shifts till the weekend!!

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Couldnae paint a red neck on the filthy wee animal, but on the upside, finally a reason to break out the bottled matches

 

[SuzyE]

I’ve heard more about the inside a his bowels than cleaning content ffs! He should rename himself IBS_with_Mario. How can he feel comfortable sharing his manky digestive system way thousands a people? nae shame!!

anyway spine brine hens, only 5 mair shifts till the weekend!!

That's my thoughts as well.
Get some class Mario, and keep your bowel habits to yourself. woman!

 

[Babybail93]

Couldnae paint a red neck on the filthy wee animal, but on the upside, finally a reason to break out the bottled matches

With Mario’s bowels of doom it would look more like this though hen.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Ah wasn’t she just! Ah wish ah could say ah wis but am no gie me 40 mair years and Ah’ll be wan crabbit auld battleaxe. So aye.
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(Sorry to go totally off topic - do you watch Classic Coronation Street on ITV3 of an afternoon? She’s in it, I’m clutching ma beak every scene she’s in. There’s a wee CC thread in the TV section of you do watch it, so aye)

 

[Booboo76]

He wants to do a covid test, I and my son had terrible squits that turned out to be covid, that’s a symptom you don’t hear to much about lol

 

[ThreeSteaksPam]

There’s an iconic scene where she goes to an Alcoholic’s Anonymous support group with Peter Barlow that always has me clutching my beak ma lovelies..

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Seriously why does he think it’s ok to tell the world he’s had explosive diarrhoea for 3 days straight? Get lost Mario, it’s absolutely howlin.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

His lips have taken a beating the last few days ma lovelies

 

[laynelo_]

His lips have taken a beating the last few days ma lovelies

Praying for Deeks pecker the noo must be lit getting a sook off a pumice stone

 

[Popper]

Marion hen, your lips have been beaten for a good few years now despite the hundreds you’ve spent on lip balm. So aye.

 

[Poptart]

FFS he showed 100 lip balms and raved about the white stuff one. Now he needs a lip mask. Drink some bleeping water now you're better and use the 1000 lip balms the you already have.
Crabbit!

 

[SuzyE]

Lip mask?. Hair mask yes, but never heard of one for lips. What an imbecile

 

[DramaQueen79]

So has his arse

His lips have taken a beating the last few days ma lovelies

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Stop breathing through your mouth, use a bit of vaseline on your lips. My bill is in the post.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Mario looking at the bowl after he’s annihilated the toilet.

 

[Caramel Swirl]

Praying for Deeks pecker the noo must be lit getting a sook off a pumice stone

I’m dead at this ma lovelie

 

[Babybail93]

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Mario looking at the bowl after he’s annihilated the toilet.

The hair! The nose! The hollow, dark eyes! The dry lips! The eyebrows! The weird jaundice colour of his skin, even through a filter!

duck that is a lot of exclamations, but I felt they were needed. He really is something else to look at. Very, erm, distinctive.

 

[SuzyE]

The hair! The nose! The hollow, dark eyes! The dry lips! The eyebrows! The weird jaundice colour of his skin, even through a filter!

duck that is a lot of exclamations, but I felt they were needed. He really is something else to look at. Very, erm, distinctive.

He must stick a bit hair gel on that side bit and just comb it over.
Actually, that scene from something about Mary comes to mind as well