I also forgot to mention theHe must stick a bit hair gel on that side bit and just comb it over.
Actually, that scene from something about Mary comes to mind as well
Cleaning with Mario #57 In the bumming fort for aw the action, ft seduction songs by Tong Braxston
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Did numb nuts nick that line from Hinch, or vice versa?
Can I swerve oot ma laine and just make a wee announcement? When am Queen of the World - it will happen! - al be handin’ oot the honours. @BlancheHunt, @menopausalmargrit, @babybail and @Johnnoijones are all getting damehoods, na debates. Suzy E and Rayne are for the knighthoods - am an equal opportunity insulter! Spine bright like ma tiara will 
Oooh nooo, am in bother! I forgot two of the bestest! @twilightgarden and Dawn Dayn……..Dame Dawn Day, has a lovely ring doorbell to it?Can I swerve oot ma laine and just make a wee announcement? When am Queen of the World - it will happen! - al be handin’ oot the honours. @BlancheHunt, @menopausalmargrit, @babybail and @Johnnoijones are all getting damehoods, na debates. Suzy E and Rayne are for the knighthoods - am an equal opportunity insulter! Spine bright like ma tiara will
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I'll be happy with that!Can I swerve oot ma laine and just make a wee announcement? When am Queen of the World - it will happen! - al be handin’ oot the honours. @BlancheHunt, @menopausalmargrit, @babybail and @Johnnoijones are all getting damehoods, na debates. Suzy E and Rayne are for the knighthoods - am an equal opportunity insulter! Spine bright like ma tiara will
Oooh nooo, am in bother! I forgot two of the bestest! @twilightgarden and Dawn Dayn……..Dame Dawn Day, has a lovely ring doorbell to it?
Better start practicing my curtsey
Thank you hen for bespowing this bespoke honour. I’ll put it pride of place on the bathroom cabinet next to the vajazzled Febreeze bottle and have thatCan I swerve oot ma laine and just make a wee announcement? When am Queen of the World - it will happen! - al be handin’ oot the honours. @BlancheHunt, @menopausalmargrit, @babybail and @Johnnoijones are all getting damehoods, na debates. Suzy E and Rayne are for the knighthoods - am an equal opportunity insulter! Spine bright like ma tiara will
Oooh nooo, am in bother! I forgot two of the bestest! @twilightgarden and Dawn Dayn……..Dame Dawn Day, has a lovely ring doorbell to it?
drink in celebration.
Sick of seeing that dogs cock.
So yer joost gonna gie oot special awards and aw that, mibay come aw the wiy tae P-toon and no come and see me and gie me a knighthood or summit? clearly am wan eh the kunniest funts here, fine ehn, I'm gonna keep ma power and noo I know who's real and who isnae, pure sneks everywer on hereCan I swerve oot ma laine and just make a wee announcement? When am Queen of the World - it will happen! - al be handin’ oot the honours. @BlancheHunt, @menopausalmargrit, @babybail and @Johnnoijones are all getting damehoods, na debates. Suzy E and Rayne are for the knighthoods - am an equal opportunity insulter! Spine bright like ma tiara will
Oooh nooo, am in bother! I forgot two of the bestest! @twilightgarden and Dawn Dayn……..Dame Dawn Day, has a lovely ring doorbell to it?
and aye a dae mind that the guy wae wan leg that fought in the war is gettin it and no me, cause I seem tae huv a thing aboot disabled people getting preference er me for things,gifts,awards and visits (if yae know yae know,if yae don't know get tae know). So Aye am away tae buy an air wrap tae match ma hair dryer, treat masel and live life as it should be, stick yer knighthoods up yer arse. AM FINE. .AM ABSALOOTLY FINE ma lovelies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*waves in the mirror at you*Can I swerve oot ma laine and just make a wee announcement? When am Queen of the World - it will happen! - al be handin’ oot the honours. @BlancheHunt, @menopausalmargrit, @babybail and @Johnnoijones are all getting damehoods, na debates. Suzy E and Rayne are for the knighthoods - am an equal opportunity insulter! Spine bright like ma tiara will
Oooh nooo, am in bother! I forgot two of the bestest! @twilightgarden and Dawn Dayn……..Dame Dawn Day, has a lovely ring doorbell to it?
1) BuysSo yer joost gonna gie oot special awards and aw that, mibay come aw the wiy tae P-toon and no come and see me and gie me a knighthood or summit? clearly am wan eh the kunniest funts here, fine ehn, I'm gonna keep ma power and noo I know who's real and who isnae, pure sneks everywer on here
2) visits Scotland
3) doesn't visit you
Thank you Ma lovelie for this bespoke title, Dame Blanche. If your Royal family is as fucked up as Lizzie’s then auld Blanche will huv a field day wae them. Ma only thing is don’t expect me tae be aw posh, am no wan oh these folk that start trying tae sound mair English in company and so forth. So aye. Spine bright ma lovelieCan I swerve oot ma laine and just make a wee announcement? When am Queen of the World - it will happen! - al be handin’ oot the honours. @BlancheHunt, @menopausalmargrit, @babybail and @Johnnoijones are all getting damehoods, na debates. Suzy E and Rayne are for the knighthoods - am an equal opportunity insulter! Spine bright like ma tiara will
Oooh nooo, am in bother! I forgot two of the bestest! @twilightgarden and Dawn Dayn……..Dame Dawn Day, has a lovely ring doorbell to it?
I donnae mind naw getin a title cos this apps no ma joab joab, ma joabs ma joab. Am gonnae just go spine bright in ma joab joab the day. keep you power ma lovelies happppy Monday, a love mondays the now in my joab joab.
Hello ma lovelies! Monday again! Let’s kick this day’s arse! Hope youse enjoy your breakfasts of cut up grapes and Muller corner. So motivating.
Spine bright mwah Tonsa luv TG X x x
Spine bright mwah
Tonsa luv TG X x xLet's see what the little scroat has in store for us today 
Morning my lovelies. I had a brief comma last week as I was no well. It was a hellish cold but I am back and going to kick the arse right out of today.
Nae need tae explain tae us ma lovely. This is no your joab and your joab is just your joab.
Hope you’re feeling better hen. Nothing worse than being “ahhhhm no well”
Hes taking us on a winter coat jurneeee
He said he has brought a winter coat every year for ages, I’m sure he got a new one already this winter! Just spending for spendings sake.Hes taking us on a winter coat jurneeee
I hope he does use one. I did and my lips started peeling the next day.Lip mask?. Hair mask yes, but never heard of one for lips. What an imbecile
He bought one late last winter after telling us he’d been searching for ages. Ended up buying it in Primark. He must’ve worn it about four times. He’s so bloody wasteful! I’m still wearing a coat I bought five years ago, if I hadn’t lost a load of weight then I’d be wearing one I had 20 years ago, coats don’t really go in and out of fashion that much. He’s it’s obsessed with spending.Hes taking us on a winter coat jurneeee
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