No, I’m the person they make a bee line for and tell me their life story!
Cleaning with Mario #56 Perfume inflictions and a spending addiction, his anxiety is a work of fiction
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Bet the skirting boards and wires are still bleeping manky. Imagine what it’s like down the back of that bathroom cabinet and his bed…
Well he's no made it that far in life but has heWhy is he making out that talking to a random stranger is a massive thing, does he usually go about with his head down, I was under the impression that it’s perfectly normal for people to talk to each other at the bus stop, older people frequently make conversation with me and I talk back because I’m not a monster and I’m fully aware that I could be the only person they’ve spoken to all day, maz, sort your tit out and proof read stuff before you post it because that was diabolical, how has he made it this far in life with his unreadable ramblings, Jesus!
works 3 hours a week by choice, lives in a flat by choice that even a Syrian family fae the Gaza strip would knock back, he's got a disgustin spendin habit and aside fae 40 dozen wax melt burners he's naff aw to show for 38 year on the planet
Why is everyone overlooking the probability that the wee biddie thought she was the one doing a good turn?
Probably looked at the flat heid and thought "awwwww, wee sowl"
(Sowl is a bespoke pronunciation of soul, if ye don't know get to know)
Probably looked at the flat heid and thought "awwwww, wee sowl"
(Sowl is a bespoke pronunciation of soul, if ye don't know get to know
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Hinch reveals her alpacas and maz reveals the dugs.
Canny believe oor mazda cured the nations loneliness way that one convo. He really is oor patron saint a ptoon
He wishes he could do more. Mario you couldn’t possibly do more you selfless kingCanny believe oor mazda cured the nations loneliness way that one convo. He really is oor patron saint a ptoon
Good morning ma lovelies. I was pure sitting minding ma own busyness on my bespoke little island looking out at the sea (smell the wealth but not really cos I live hand to mouth) when I got speaking to a Scottish lady from Paisley would you believe
Oh duck is that where he lives? It reminds me of The Broons place in the Sunday Post. Mind you I shouldn't mock. I went from living in one of the poshest estates in North Tyneside (smell the wealth) to the worst (think riots 1991) so aye shut ya gob CadyI came straight here when I saw moira askin for AstroTurf recommendationsView attachment 1000221
He must “gut” that hoose flat 8 times a week. Yet his skirting boards are still crustier than his dutty lips.
Make it make sense
Make it make sense
Marions hoose is boggin, pass it oan.
I wannae no whose hoose he’s gutting every day seeing as he lives innae bedsit
Marion. Marion says it ma lovelie!!
But it made her day!! I mean who wouldn’t be giddy at spending time with Mario. Honestly I’d rather be lonely
I'd rather eat soup wae a fork than listen to Maria Carey-aboot-the-auld-biddies tellin me I need a higher love and how much I don't know but need tae get tae know so aye.Marion. Marion says it ma lovelie!!
But it made her day!! I mean who wouldn’t be giddy at spending time with Mario. Honestly I’d rather be lonely
Seeing his skirting boards made me motivated to go round way dettol round mine the day
ma backs like an OAP right noo. He’s a cleaner way a cleaning page way skirting boards caked in dust, you couldny make it up
Remember he has three hairs and owns a dyson hair dryer, straighteners and collection of hair brushes.Seeing his skirting boards made me motivated to go round way dettol round mine the day
See his pal and her Mum was on the news?
Wonder if he watches the STV news and is sitting hissing at the screen given someone getting their face on there again tonight (conveniently forgetting that they allowed someone to fly up, mix with who knows beforehand before letting then into their home and pet all over their 'shielded' daughter - sneks, Mario, the lot of them! )
(conveniently forgetting that they allowed someone to fly up, mix with who knows beforehand before letting then into their home and pet all over their 'shielded' daughter - sneks, Mario, the lot of them! )Ooo wit was wee sadie on the news for?
Am I allowed to post a pic? Not Sadie though
A weekend aff the gram hens for oor Marjorie however he tells lies , I give it 3 hours before he posts something...so aye his page his rules hens
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