Cleaning with Mario #56 Perfume inflictions and a spending addiction, his anxiety is a work of fiction

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Babybail93

I imagine if his mate did pop over she didnae drive. There’s nae way she could park her Fiat 500 doonstairs and come back tae 4 tyres. That’s aw I’m saying the day. So aye
 
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TooFarScone

Oh please Marion the Provy woman calling in to collect this week's payment does not count as friends popping round to catch up.
 
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Rayne

Mario can’t even clean his bog without showing us, there’s nae chance he had friends round without showing us
 
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mrsbucket

Mario is developing a mother of the bride boady tae match his mother of the bride hoosecoat. How can Deek get a stiffy over that?



Heed like a thumb an awe!

 
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menopausalmargrit

Oh he’s treatit himself tae some lovely champagne flutes for someone that never drinks champagne or in fact, drinks in general. Another sensible purchase then.
 
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Sloppys

Why does he need get more reed diffuser refills? Surely he’s got enough candles/wax melts/diffusers anyway. It’s just spending for spendings sake.
 
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DesperadosRUs

MaidMarion said:
WHY IS HIS HEED SHAPED LIKE A BIG FLAT UGLY THUMB?? I know we ponder this a lot, but it's the weirdest shaped heed!! PEOPLE HUV TAE KNO!
That's aw am saying the day, back intae ma Lane I go!!
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Calm doon Isa and swerve back in that Lane o yours. Nosy bugger
 
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Babybail93

menopausalmargrit said:
And let’s be honest, any pals he’s got aren’t real pals because if I had a haircut like that my pals would be turning up at my door and taking me to a respectable barber for a haircut.
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I’ve worked out what is wrong with his heed. He has nae occipital bone. Goes straight from skull tae spine.

 
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Kat__lax

menopausalmargrit said:
Oh he’s treatit himself tae some lovely champagne flutes for someone that never drinks champagne or in fact, drinks in general. Another sensible purchase then.
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Did he not have some bespoke Prosecco set up for his huns shindig? Plastic white flutes perfect for room temperature lambrini, girls just wanna have fun and all that
 
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