List -Jesus wept someone throw this mutant a sponge!!!!!!!
Beige food,
Dairylea,
Beige food,
That drink,
More beige,
Cheddar,
Beige
List -Jesus wept someone throw this mutant a sponge!!!!!!!
Jesus, it's all the same bleeping cheese, and someone cut deeks cock in slices, bottom left ......Says he loves cheese and a cheese board…proceeds to show a variety of cheap cream cheese and a couple of basic cheddars….
Ma niece isny even a year old and she’s got a better social life than him so aye.
My uncle is deid and he has a better social life than him. Heading back to ma ain laine the noo so aye. If yez deent knaw get ta knaw.My granny is in her 80's and she has a better social life than him.
Ma lovelie those are some bespoke sweetie and snack holders than oor Maz bought and filled with treats especially for when he thought Hinchy was goin to visit him at the postage stamp. She obviously dingyed him and we all had a gid laugh aboot it and noo I’m huvin another chuckle coz he’s emptied them oot in a rage
What a convoluted way of saying 'I put Dairylea on my shopping list.' 🥱Jesus wept someone throw this mutant a sponge!!!!!!!
Why oh why oh why does he need another scent? He has showed a clip of him selecting perfume the other day and there were more bottle on his tray than samples in Superdrug…..and he never goes out, so unless he is dazzlin the cop shop with his array of scents where is he wearing this stuff?Not him saying that one of my stapul aftershaves is a bit of him. No it’s not ya cretin, it’s actually a really manly scent. I am FUMMIN!!
Variety is the spice o life ma luvly, I need to have everything from everywhereIs it normal to go to like 12 different shops to get essentially all the same stuff, just a different verity of it!? What an eejit.
Yes if you want the bring heem the new Rona variant ma luvlieIs it normal to go to like 12 different shops to get essentially all the same stuff, just a different verity of it!? What an eejit.
Cheaper init? He said rather than putting all in the basket in one supermarket he would save money shopping in 9 grocery stores.Is it normal to go to like 12 different shops to get essentially all the same stuff, just a different verity of it!? What an eejit.
He’s inspired me to have a post Christmas detox, I shall copy his pure beautiful cheese board and I shall spend all of Christmas til new years having a clear out on the crapper ma loveliesHe’s seriously having his plonker pulled today with these messages. Cheese board inspiration? Really? These people are as bleeping thick as he is. I fear for the future of the human race, I really do!
I can’t say “Dunelm” the correct way anymore my friends all think I’m mental when I say DUNELUM and giggleLeedil is just as bad as Dunelum