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Jesus, it's all the same bleeping cheese, and someone cut deeks cock in slices, bottom left ......Says he loves cheese and a cheese board…proceeds to show a variety of cheap cream cheese and a couple of basic cheddars….
I take it “if you don’t know get to know it” is the new bespoke saying for xmas week. He’s fair treatit us on the run up to the big day with a new boujee phrase.
Oh and maybe someone could buy him a book on nutrition for xmas
Oh and maybe someone could buy him a book on nutrition for xmas
My uncle is deid and he has a better social life than him. Heading back to ma ain laine the noo so aye. If yez deent knaw get ta knaw.
I’m starting to panic that by the time I git masel doon to the big Asda, thur willnay be any dairylee left. Christmas ruined, aww that plannin, and now he’s given away the secret to a bespoke boujee cheeseboard, aww the lovelies are gonna flock to the cheese aisle. Supermarkets no gonna Ken what’s hit it. GET IN YIR AIN AISLE. New saying as they run around in panic. Ken what though? He missed a cheese string off the board, so jokes on him
Not him saying that one of my stapul aftershaves is a bit of him. No it’s not ya cretin, it’s actually a really manly scent. I am FUMMIN!!
Ma lovelie those are some bespoke sweetie and snack holders than oor Maz bought and filled with treats especially for when he thought Hinchy was goin to visit him at the postage stamp. She obviously dingyed him and we all had a gid laugh aboot it and noo I’m huvin another chuckle coz he’s emptied them oot in a rage
What a convoluted way of saying 'I put Dairylea on my shopping list.' 🥱
Why oh why oh why does he need another scent? He has showed a clip of him selecting perfume the other day and there were more bottle on his tray than samples in Superdrug…..and he never goes out, so unless he is dazzlin the cop shop with his array of scents where is he wearing this stuff?
Is it normal to go to like 12 different shops to get essentially all the same stuff, just a different verity of it!? What an eejit. 
Variety is the spice o life ma luvly, I need to have everything from everywhereIs it normal to go to like 12 different shops to get essentially all the same stuff, just a different verity of it!? What an eejit.
Yes if you want the bring heem the new Rona variant ma luvlieIs it normal to go to like 12 different shops to get essentially all the same stuff, just a different verity of it!? What an eejit.
Cheaper init? He said rather than putting all in the basket in one supermarket he would save money shopping in 9 grocery stores.Is it normal to go to like 12 different shops to get essentially all the same stuff, just a different verity of it!? What an eejit.
*Let me remind you all that this money saving tip comes to you from the chap who spent £400 on Autumn Decor!!!
If you don’t know, then get to know…..so aye!
Imagine I could spell, ma lovelies 
pure bespoke take a la Marion with my version of “variety” there!!! 
so aye and so forth.
pure bespoke take a la Marion with my version of “variety” there!!! so aye and so forth.
He’s seriously having his plonker pulled today with these messages. Cheese board inspiration? Really? These people are as bleeping thick as he is. I fear for the future of the human race, I really do! 
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He’s inspired me to have a post Christmas detox, I shall copy his pure beautiful cheese board and I shall spend all of Christmas til new years having a clear out on the crapper ma loveliesHe’s seriously having his plonker pulled today with these messages. Cheese board inspiration? Really? These people are as bleeping thick as he is. I fear for the future of the human race, I really do!
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I can’t say “Dunelm” the correct way anymore
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