Cleaning with Mario #53 Spiders in the sheets, meeting fake lovelies oan the streets!

[Dusky pink]

Omg stop! The thought of maz having a shag knocks me sick

Poor Derek having to look at that flat head while pretending to enjoy the shenanigans

Does his sister own a care home? Or live in one?

 

[DesperadosRUs]

Mind you this is the same Marlon that is fine with showing his skiddery toilet pan off to the lovelies nae bother. Mar

Omg stop! The thought of maz having a shag knocks me sick

Poor Derek having to look at that flat head while pretending to enjoy the shenanigans

Does his sister own a care home? Or live in one?

Canny stop laughing wee Pygmy humping away. IM IN MA AIN LAIN, MOP THEY FLAIRS

 

[Freefalling]

Maz, you've missed a trip down candy cane Lane

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Oh we are on a party food jurnee. It’s like something from the 80’s. And he’s coined a new phrase, “if ye don’t know, get tae know”.

 

[DesperadosRUs]

Maz, you've missed a trip down candy cane Lane

watch him run as far as those wee pins can carry him for his lassy

 

[OhhBacon]

Oh we are on a party food jurnee. It’s like something from the 80’s. And he’s coined a new phrase, “if ye don’t know, get tae know”.

Sharing basic crisp and processed cheese…thank the lord that someone has told me what to buy in Leedil because I had no bloody idea!
Although I did giggle when he talked about his steak with all the trimmings on Boxing Day…worth watching just for his description of that!

 

[DesperadosRUs]

Invented the word delish noo

 

[DollyTheLamb]

Who doesn’t love a bit of CHEESE on a CHEESEBOARD
Fml take me away please!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

If you don’t know get to know... duck OFF Marion! I also note you still haven’t learnt how to say ‘THAT’ drink

 

[LadyB65]

Omg I think I’ve lost most of my brain cells listening to his absolute drivel this morning, why Lee-dil? Why’s everything delicious? Why are the Ritz crackers a version of ritz crackers?
If you don’t know get to know?! duck off Mario you illiterate little duck. I swear to god my dog has more brain cells that this man.

 

[superwoooman]

What a fabulous bespoke word this fine crisp Sunday morning! LEEDIL, duck me man. The twit talks permanent slang and then pronounces LIDL like LEEDIL!!

 

[DollyTheLamb]

If you don’t know get to know... duck OFF Marion! I also note you still haven’t learnt how to say ‘THAT’ drink

I noticed he shat out trying to pronounce a few of the items. I was secretly hoping he’d give Boursin a go

 

[I wud like sum tea]

Did he say the sell by dates are inundated or indated He tries so hard and fails every time is a bottle of Buck’s Fizz his Xmas and NY carry out him n glamis shud start up a graze board business

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Omg Mario say delicious one more time!!!!

 

[LadyB65]

He’s wrote at the end ‘how many times did I say delish’ aye, quite a few doll, but not as many times as you said delicious, but you clearly cannae spell that word. Arse

 

[OhhBacon]

Says he loves cheese and a cheese board…proceeds to show a variety of cheap cream cheese and a couple of basic cheddars….

 

[Booboo76]

Ahhh diarylea that well loved staple of the cheese board, ffs get in the bin maz, oh and while I’m here they were real Ritz not knock off ones from leeedel you moron also you’ve got the wrong idea about use by dates too, the meat will only be good unless it’s opened and the cake would be fine to eat, again get in the bin!

 

[Sloppys]

Nah ma lovelies.. dairylea on a cheese board

 

[Doodlebug71]

Fasten yer seatbelts hens we are off on a tapas /chessboard jurnee , mazdas absoloot stapuls...did he refer to the bruschettas as criss, a bet he gets aww giddy oan buck fizz, I hope he stocked up on big roll for the IBS explosions this spread will bring..so aye ma page ma rules luvlees

 

[LennyBriscoe]

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Aye That's how yae get IBS Maz, Cats arse is near enough in yer breed bin hen, get the cat aff the worktops ya manky trout

I’m almost afraid to ask….but what the dickens are these??