On his latest post he seems shocked at the number of people with COVID right now - Where the duck has he been hiding?
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In the duvet den ma lovelie.
If you don’t know, get to know that oor poor wee Deek is only getting 6 Perroni and a tub of dairylea.
Can we start a Just Giving page to save Deeks Christmas
Can we start a Just Giving page to save Deeks Christmas
Abosllootly shockin. Poor laddie only gettin a few beers and dairylee while that wee pie scrans all that boujee food fit for a cooncil king. Someone sent some food aid to deek,
Poor laddy will be starving oor Xmas. Bet the cat will get a better scran than him.
And how come the cat can run her wee arse all oor the bunker but deek needs a spray and wipe before he can park his wee erstwhile on the sofa
Deek got his hoop last night then ..Looks like his cunning plan with the play pen on the sofa worked last night
Dimdum Derek has only gone and bought him flowers. They do look like they’ve been freshly nicked from some poor cunts graveside right enough
All ower the bnm wi his sunflower lanyard ma lovelie
Can you imagine if he did get covid though? Whit a drama that wid be 
I’ve hud it and it’s awful and I wouldny wish it on anybody, but we aw know if Mazda were to get it, he’d act like the only person in the world who had ever fell ill with the bastard virus coz he’s a dramatic wee coo
I’ve hud it and it’s awful and I wouldny wish it on anybody, but we aw know if Mazda were to get it, he’d act like the only person in the world who had ever fell ill with the bastard virus coz he’s a dramatic wee coo
My favourite part of the days 1,000 dots of doom was the thing clunking aroond in the tumble dryer in the background. So aye and so forth
It was probably his sunflower lanyard that he left in his trackie bottoms. If you don’t know, GET TOO KNOW !!!!!!!!!
Annual bleeping leave. He's off more than he's in.
For fucks sake ma lovelie
I need a jumpscare and a trigger warning for this photi ma luvlie. Just aboot shat myself.
I swear the little bleep was just saying not to wish your life away. Make your mind up hen!
what the hell is this.
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