Cleaning with Mario #53 Spiders in the sheets, meeting fake lovelies oan the streets!

[McBaldyCulkin]

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Says he loves cheese and a cheese board…proceeds to show a variety of cheap cream cheese and a couple of basic cheddars….

Get in ya ain lane hen! It’s cheese and it’s going on a board. That’s enough for him!

 

[menopausalmargrit]

I think I’ve mentioned her before but Ann Russell on tiktoks latest video about her home hits the nail on the head, especially about her dog. I absolutely love her.

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Cannae wait tae see the Boxing Day spread - eggs boiled in creesh for breakfast, a steak that’s been cremated and has the taste of Zoflora for dinner and Dairylea oan crackers as a cheeseboard. Delicious. So aye, ah don’t ken so ah better get tae ken.

 

[JoeExotic]

Asti is his favourite prosecco, so aye

 

[Babybail93]

I think I’ve mentioned her before but Ann Russell on tiktoks latest video about her home hits the nail on the head, especially about her dog. I absolutely love her.

She is pure class. I adore her. These insta cunts never come close

 

[iris8]

That is my idea of hell.

Can you imagine his witchy fingers double dipping his olive oil breadsticks.



I suffer from ibs, for real and im also lactose intolerant so that is not for me..

His description of his Boxing Day meal too

wee bit frying steak there for him and Derek. No rib-eye there.

 

[MaidMarion]

He's a fuckin throwback, I bet his hoose smells of gas and cat wee, can see him and dumb Deek wearing those fleece winter wolf theme jackets soon, he really is one of those not quite right care in the community types.

 

[Philimena cunk]

He's a fuckin throwback, I bet his hoose smells of gas and cat wee, can see him and dumb Deek wearing those fleece winter wolf theme jackets soon, he really is one of those not quite right care in the community types.

Gas and cat wee.

 

[SuzyE]

Asti is his favourite prosecco, so aye

I call Asti pop

 

[Johnnoijones]

I call Asti pop

I call it cats pish. I you don't know it. Get to know it. So aye

 

[McBaldyCulkin]

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Get in ya ain lane hen! It’s cheese and it’s going on a board. That’s enough for him!

This was meant to say oor Mario like you lot say for our but my autocorrect said no

 

[Blahblah93]

That is some basic witch cheeseboard

 

[OhhBacon]

That is some basic witch cheeseboard

More cheese bored than cheese board?

 

[McBaldyCulkin]

This reminds me of Marion.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Looks like wee Derek is wanting his hole the night…

 

[iris8]

I find it hilarious that when he does a haul, he acts as if he’s trying to introduce his followers to sophistication. Only to get it so wrong and just show what a scheme bird he truly is!!


Side note.
Just cause you put a tit in a vase doesn’t make it a flower.

 

[DollyTheLamb]

Looks like his cunning plan with the play pen on the sofa worked last night
Dimdum Derek has only gone and bought him flowers. They do look like they’ve been freshly nicked from some poor cunts graveside right enough

 

[Whatsallthis]

Looks like his cunning plan with the play pen on the sofa worked last night
Dimdum Derek has only gone and bought him flowers. They do look like they’ve been freshly nicked from some poor cunts graveside right enough

Straight from the whoopsie bin at the petrol station up the road.

 

[Anti-influencer]

Looks like his cunning plan with the play pen on the sofa worked last night
Dimdum Derek has only gone and bought him flowers. They do look like they’ve been freshly nicked from some poor cunts graveside right enough

He never does stuff like this for Derek, and we know he disny because he’d be posting fifty dots aboot it so we aw know wit a kind n caring soul he is Derek do yersel a favour and kick him oot #FREEDEREK

 

[Badaboom]

Straight from the whoopsie bin at the petrol station up the road.

Probably got them free at the end of the day from his work!

Melv does realise that the dates on all his crap are only good until he opens them? If he opens the dips they are only good for three days max. Also, in case you are reading here Melv, if you don’t open the cake I am pretty confident that it will still be good for boxing day. The cake can’t read the calendar, no need to force yourself to eat it on Christmas Eve and buy another to eat two days later, glutton!