Aye That's how yae get IBS Maz, Cats arse is near enough in yer breed bin hen, get the cat aff the worktops ya manky trout
Aye hen but it was way back when he had his candy cane balloon arch , but we have been treatit to it hunners of times since then so aye spine bright ma luvleebleeping hell. Now he’s treatid us to a reel of his Christmas shite. Like we haven’t seen it all enough!
Granny flat, Nae debates!!!!!!!!bleeping hell. Now he’s treatid us to a reel of his Christmas shite. Like we haven’t seen it all enough!
Has to change it to my avatar, it's absolootley gorrjas.She could be the next Chair oh the wains school parent council, smug cow.
Gorg ma lovelie am getting utter vibes from it. Keep you powerHas to change it to my avatar, it's absolootley gorrjas.
Yes delighted for this girl and her family. She got a pretty grim diagnosis but she's doing fantastic. Absolute trooper.Wahnts tae go oot....
Wahnts tae stay in an get cozy....
Wahnts tae go oot....
Wahnts tae stay in an get cozy....
Aaaaand Repeat.
Our Marion missed a big trick the day as his bestie wiz in the Record an he didnae share it an make it awe aboot him. No like him at awe ma lovelies.
Genuinely chuffed for the lass as she's been through it and nice to hear good news right nowScots mum with 'incurable' brain tumour told she is cancer free
Sam Gibson's world was shattered last summer when she was diagnosed with brain cancer and told she only had 'two to three' years to live.www.dailyrecord.co.uk
One of the birthday brigade blew him out recently as she was too hungover to deal with him. Now the closest he's getting to eating out on Xmas Eve is a wee cheeky spoons heart attack on a plate. Home and aw cozy by 11am. I actually can't even comprehend that he's spraying zoflora near the cat or oven . I don't care if it's wiped off that stuff is practically flammable. That ovens barely ever been used never mind cleaned.That was my first thought, either Katie or Ma Rendall
Agreed ma luvlie! My cats an old 13 years old and he’s never been on kitchen counters, Marion you knobheed you can actually train a cat but then again i’m no surprised by a bleep who has aboot 4 brain cells on a good dayI hate seeing cats on worktops! It’s gross. When they sit, their literal BUM HOLE is flat to the surface I have 3 cats that I adore, and they know they’re not allowed on the kitchen tops.
Awfy braw ma lovelie! Keep you power just radiates fae that boss wumin hair dooHas to change it to my avatar, it's absolootley gorrjas.
So it was a special visit to his Sisters care home and up the road at 3pm to get cosy?! Get fucked Marion, you seriously need to see a doctor!