Maz on strictly..Creased! 
Maz, you have to be known on tv first, and you can't even be a Z lister. Delusional idiot
Maz, you have to be known on tv first, and you can't even be a Z lister. Delusional idiot
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If you imagine Kim Kardashian ugly crying ma lovelie. That’s a greetin faced mess.View attachment 931575
Firstly, what the duck is a greeting face mess? And secondly, a dream to be on strictly? Can you actually imagineMarion thinks she’s bleeping famous now
Ah think the special person Marion was visiting today was that lassie Sam that he posted about, it’s her birthday the day.
Can just imagine him and Dezza top & tailing on the cosy quilt 
Mario on Strictly 
Imagine him daeing his signature move oan the dancefloor. Heed down, looking at the floor, one arm in the air like he just don't care!
Imagine him daeing his signature move oan the dancefloor. Heed down, looking at the floor, one arm in the air like he just don't care!
That's exactly what I was thinking.Can just imagine him and Dezza top & tailing on the cosy quilt
Can't be arsed putting a cover on the single duvet because he doesn't have any covers for the single duvet. Why would he? He doesn't have a single bed and nobody comes to stay.
Right hen that's enough internet for me this week the thought of these 2 doing sexual things oan his sofa...but his bare quilt kind of confirms it so ayeCan just imagine him and Dezza top & tailing on the cosy quilt
1 where is Mazda's engagement ring gone?
2 why does the cat have her hole on the kitchen worktop?
2 why does the cat have her hole on the kitchen worktop?
Why does he have a single duvet?
Engagement ring will be appearing asap but he doesn’t read here
Netflix and chill
Wonder if he bought that when Hannah came to visit
Do youse remember when he was clearing out the wardrobes and he had a king size quilt because he thought he was going to buy a king sized bed Wee Marion would’ve had to bungee jumped across to get to his wee vanity
Wee Marion would’ve had to bungee jumped across to get to his wee vanity
that’s no his, that Deeks, Deek isn’t allowed boujee smellies, wee lynx africa, straight fray the asda for ma laddy
Why doesn't he just go to bed. Bizarre.What age is he?!? He’ll be making a wee den for him and Deek next
Bitta boujee pumpin on the bespoke couch. Canny be making a mess of the made for malon fabric but still need suttin comfy flr his wee ar5e cheeks to sit upon.
Too uncomfortable surely. Can't imagine Mario allowing Sexytime in his sitting room of dreams.
He probably puts plastic sheeting down, sets a timer, having sprayed Derek down with antibac first.Eva may sexytime spray… WATCH THIS SPACEToo uncomfortable surely. Can't imagine Mario allowing Sexytime in his sitting room of dreams.
Elbow grease will be involved...and by that I mean the spray not how much effort he puts inToo uncomfortable surely. Can't imagine Mario allowing Sexytime in his sitting room of dreams.
Mind you this is the same Marlon that is fine with showing his skiddery toilet pan off to the lovelies nae bother
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