By the looks of it he's the rep off all mugsAm I drunk, who the duck is he a rep for AvaMae or Pandora
Back tae stay in ma ain lane now
By the looks of it he's the rep off all mugsAm I drunk, who the duck is he a rep for AvaMae or Pandora
Back tae stay in ma ain lane now
Abzalootley beeyootiful hen I’m buckled Pure bespoke made to order for us tattle bastards, so aye and so forth.Apologies that it’s a week late but ah was listening tae some Christmas songs and this wan seemed too gid not tae abuse.
The balloon arch’s coming down
(Christmas) am watchin it fall
(Christmas) only Rendall’s around
(Christmas) Hinchy, please come home
Sophie Hinchcliffe’s in town
(Christmas) she’s no ma pal Ah wis wrong
(Christmas) her and Katie don’t want me around
(Christmas) Hinchy, please come home
You’re staying at Mar Hall
But it not like Christmas at all
‘Cause ah wis expecting you tae come here
Paisleys really nothing tae fear
Mental lights on the tree
(Christmas) ah keep saying am fine
(Christmas) you should be here with me
(Christmas) Hinchy, please come home
Ma wreath hangs in ma hall
You’re no answering ma calls
Glesga airport is oan the road past here
Maybe you’ll come here next year
If there was a way
(Christmas) that hoosecoat’s quite dear
(Christmas) gies it for Christmas Day
Please
(Please) please
(Please) please
(Please) please (please)
Hinchy please come home (please)
(Christmas) Hinchy please come home
(Christmas) Hinchy please come home
(Christmas) Hinchy please come home (Christmas)
Oh yeah yeah
What can ah say! Get yourself ah mate like this! Ah dnt trust many in this world but this 1 ah fully appreciate Thank you* @twilightgardenAbzalootley beeyootiful hen I’m buckled Pure bespoke made to order for us tattle bastards, so aye and so forth.
~KEEP YOU POWER* AND SPINE BRIGHT~
*nae ma quote
Marion doesny believe in labels so aye it’s a free world n thatMight just be me, but a man wearing perfume, is that a thing? I just always classed it as aftershave
This is almost as bad as that blind dogAnd on today’s episode of things that never happened - people running up to him in the street to say they had his dupe perfume. AS IF!
And answering his door naked to the postie another chapter on things that never happened...clutching ma beak here hensThis is almost as bad as that blind dog
And on today’s episode of things that never happened - people running up to him in the street to say they had his dupe perfume. AS
probs running up to tell him how shite it is
State of her bleeping hair. Nothing says Christmas like a bleep sharing a bleep. So ayeView attachment 921477
May as well have just said he’s read Tattle and would like to let us all know he doesnae have a problem with our Soph... you keep telling ya self that hen and then you might just start to believe it. We all know how fewmin you are that she didnae visit you at tat towers
rayn's probably had enough of his shite and wrecked the tree while our Marion was dreaming of his bespoke xmas eve box so aye thats ma theorySo much to take in this morning ma lovelies. So our wee Maz is a local celeb who gets mobbed walking down McGill street
And he’s had to redress his bedroom tree because he’s already bored of it. If he hadn’t put it up in June maybe he wouldn’t have been bored of it . Also blowing smoke up hinch’s arse cuz he’d tit himself if she dropped him what a life our Maz leads so aye.
Blaming everyone except the person whose fault it is. Yes Mario, it's oor sophs fault. Not a child's fault, not her crazy mother's fault, it's Hinch's fault. But carry on falling out with the other drama queens, cos it's funny, like your hair.View attachment 921477
May as well have just said he’s read Tattle and would like to let us all know he doesnae have a problem with our Soph... you keep telling ya self that hen and then you might just start to believe it. We all know how fewmin you are that she didnae visit you at tat towers