Cleaning with Mario #51 Scheme Queen, face scratched on a sausage. So aye

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I can't get ower Marion on his stories gan on aboot how the next cooncil tennants of his flat will be getting a 'goldmine' . More like a coal mine by the time all that shite he's got stashed in there gans crashing doon 30ft deep.
If its the same in Scotland as it is in England unless its a swap then he will need to depanel that wall defablon the work tops and rip up the flairs so aye
 
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I don’t get why he’s taken all the stickers off that sleigh. I get taking the branded stickers off but the Holly and little stars looked fine. It looks as bland and boring as him now!
He’ll cover it in tacky candy canes ma lovelie

And why the other day was it empty but today he can see the messages but can’t open them. I smell shite
 
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Same hen. I don't believe he's been at it for 4 hours. Think a lot of time wasted trying to figure out how to make space for and where to store the mountains of shitty tat rather than cleaning, nae debates.
He's panic cleaning cos hinch is coming.
 
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Like that time he spent 3 days painting the hallway with a cotton bud
He took hawf a day to paint the cupboard of a hallway, then went AWOL painted the tampon looking hoose phone (intercom) black, painted the bathroom mirror black, painted a plant holder black and conveniently placed it over the flush button. Then, finished the bathroom off way tacky gold discounted soap dispensers and my favourite “His and His” shampoo bottles for the both a them.

Aw I miss the hallway and bathroom journee
 
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The His and His bottles got me
 
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If its the same in Scotland as it is in England unless its a swap then he will need to depanel that wall defablon the work tops and rip up the flairs so aye
up here they don't really bother if it's a cooncil house, they would leave it for next person no doubt if he ever moved one of his lovlies would be right up the offices demanding Marion's bespoke hobbit hole to be theirs
 
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up here they don't really bother if it's a cooncil house, they would leave it for next person no doubt if he ever moved one of his lovlies would be right up the offices demanding Marion's bespoke hobbit hole to be theirs
If they were forced to move he’d be ripping aff the panelling, fireplace, doors and flairboards way him the cheap cunt.
 
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Yes ma luvlie bingo tae u. He’s “coming aff this” - translation = I’m pissed hinch isn’t coming to see me so i’m gonnae snoop on ma burner accounts instead.
I'm doing my signature pose qnd a Hugh kick while listening to higher love
He's well crabbit Sopha is ghosting him so aye back to me laine
 
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I’m full on holding out for an Ava May type surprise visit from Hinch and he’s on the shitter again with his bespoke IBS
 
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I hope this works! If not ma sincerest apologies
 

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I'm doing my signature pose qnd a Hugh kick while listening to higher love
He's well crabbit Sopha is ghosting him so aye back to me laine
Sorry to quote myself but the Mario effect seems to be harming my grasp of the English language - fixed my spelling mistakes
I'm doing my signature pose And a High kick while listening to higher love
He's well crabbit Sopha is ghosting him so aye back to me laine
 
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Why is he going off insta just because his messages aren’t coming through, seriously grow up maz you absolute dickhead, if that’s all it takes for him to throw a wobbler then he’s more of an arse than I thought, I’ve not seen anybody else ranting about no messages, can imagine what it like in that house today with him on one because he can’t speak to his “friends” prick!
 
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Thought he could nae get on his messages on that app ma lovelies?
Lying big beaked cuckoo

Mario this app known as Instagram isn’t doon, try using the other phone that Deek mans to protect youFucking idiot
 
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I’ve been checking all day for Hinch to be at the postage stamp! No stories from hinch either so do we know what’s happening??
 
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