Only Mario could put so much tat on it that you can’t even see the tat for the tat let alone the tree. He really has outdone himself this yearsorry if this has been asked but I’ve been looking and can’t tell if there is a tree under this tower of tatt?
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I think he’s pretending to be Mario doing his best mans speech. Basically taking the piss out himThe bit where he's talking really fast, what is he saying, I've tried and can't make it out.
Also, cloning is not an exact science. Experimental cloning is illegal, Scotland, stop it. ()
It’s the squinting intae the mirror for me among the fucking mountain of tatOooooo some actual joos on the joos and tapas tableand a fuck tonne of cushions on the free sofa. The sofa must be so uncomfortable if he requires that amount of cushions!
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Then he'll go home and get cosy, so so cosy. Cosy, cosy, cosy.What will today bring for us ma luvlees in the world of Mavis & Derek ? I predict a wee breakfast oot , then a day goin roon the shoaps buying more tat once he has claimed he isnae buying anymore, and he will treatit himself wae some make up product fur his sensutive skin.. so aye hens
He doesn't *buy* make up now he doesn't work in Debenhams ma lovelie.What will today bring for us ma luvlees in the world of Mavis & Derek ? I predict a wee breakfast oot , then a day goin roon the shoaps buying more tat once he has claimed he isnae buying anymore, and he will treatit himself wae some make up product fur his sensutive skin.. so aye hens
Either he or his bestie the old birdie will look and fume.Then he'll go home and get cosy, so so cosy. Cosy, cosy, cosy.
If he pops over here then there will be a wee bespoke rant about family and privacy......!
It's actually a dalek in disguise, they've smuggled themselves into many homes this year.sorry if this has been asked but I’ve been looking and can’t tell if there is a tree under this tower of tatt?
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A Dalek disguised as a Christmas tree still manages tae look mair festive and classy than the Candy cane sin in his living room. So aye.It's actually a dalek in disguise, they've smuggled themselves into many homes this year.View attachment 904517
I'm still hoping for a Hinch date - would be the oddest foursome.What will today bring for us ma luvlees in the world of Mavis & Derek ? I predict a wee breakfast oot , then a day goin roon the shoaps buying more tat once he has claimed he isnae buying anymore, and he will treatit himself wae some make up product fur his sensutive skin.. so aye hens
Ma lovelie, they are for all the hunners oh visitors he disnae have, so ayeWhy does he need 700 cups and mugs?
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