thank fuck I've just ran myself a bespoke bath cause I think I've just pished myself so aye
thank fuck I've just ran myself a bespoke bath cause I think I've just pished myself so ayeDon't have nightmares.
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And don’t forget his joab is his joab and he disnae need to share anything on this app. This app is just this app and so on and so forth ……..Don't forget about hos joab he has that too and he can leave that app at any time he's nae bothered for 127 dots
Aw rage I missed that I hope uses the unstoppables so it happens again I want to see what he uses to cure itHe has had big raw patches of what he calls X zeema on his face.Feel like the curator of the museum of Mario.
Oh Blanche I'm howling I had forgotten the signature PoseOkay ma lovelie, it was a difficult wan tae listen tae but since it’s yoursel…..
[Johnny impersonating Marion]
Ave tae dae a best man speech and don’t actually want tae dae a best man speech because ah don’t know what the fuck ah can talk about. But what ah thought I could actually talk about us the fact that ma hair is fucking beautiful because everyone is always saying tae me ‘Mario your hair is fucking beautiful’ and Johnny’s always slagging me because I think he’s secretly jealous because he says GHDs make your hair bald but it’s better to have hair that’s beautiful noo than a disaster bomb when your older. But when am at the dancing people are always saying tae me ‘Mario your hair is like Lady Gaga’s, sick, and I’m like I fucking know {signature pose}
(I’m no 100% fluent in McKnight so this may no be entirely accurate)
so folks let that be a lesson tae you, bin the GHDs if you don’t want tae be a hedgehog heid an
Just like the he’s dissnae like chocolate maCunt ain’t even got a dishwasher and now he’s saying he’s bought these in the past
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But he dissnae like seasonal scents ma lovelies
All those photos and I’ve not even got my tree up yetWhat in the 50p Panda Pop is going on here?
I absolutely adore Christmas and everything that goes with it but seeing his pissing Insta pics has made me want to call off Christmas.Just like the he’s dissnae like chocolate ma
Lovelies
All those photos and I’ve not even got my tree up yet
I canny believe Rayn hasn't wrecked it the balls on my tree have been off and on more times than a hookers knickers wi my catsJust like the he’s dissnae like chocolate ma
Lovelies
All those photos and I’ve not even got my tree up yet
Ah don’t ken how many times ah watched that and ah laughed mair and mair imagining Marion saying exactly this kinda pish.Oh Blanche I'm howling I had forgotten the signature Pose
and how ’masuuuuuuuve’ everything is. For a tiny man he is always overly impressed when something is big. (isn’t the whole world big for himHow many times does he say how gorgeous, or how beautiful when he's showing something
BeeeyyyyyoootifoHow many times does he say how gorgeous, or how beautiful when he's showing something
Fucking hell, Santa's sponked all over the tree....I see you Marion his wee fingers must be sore pulling the stickers off his new wheels
I just want to know where all this shit goes in that hobbit holeSnack station?
We tend to just open a bag of crisps ...
He will be doing his very own pavement huntMario will be getting a stiffy once he finds out she’s in Scotland
I'm not sure but I think so so alike.Bloody hell it is!
Is he gay as well?
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