Thank you sooooo much ma lovely for the bespoke updateYou’d be forgiven for not knowing about it ma lovelie as Monzo is miraculously somehow able to use:
• Ammonia based cleaning products without gloves
• Assorted doop fragrances
• Cheap, heavily perfumed shower gel
•Boadyface mists of various descriptions
• Febreeze
• 12 months out of date makeup
But should the wind blow a solitary Unstoppable in his direction, he’s reduced to a wheezing 11 stone blister and nae debates oan ma page
if it snows up here in Scotland at least he'll get use of the sleigh I'm sure he'll fitOor soff will not enter the slums I'm sure , what kind of PR is mierdre wae his bespoke sensutive skin he cannae use most of it but wee denzel will make full use of it...so aye hens
If he doesnt Deek definitely willif it snows up here in Scotland at least he'll get use of the sleigh I'm sure he'll fit
aye I'm sure wee rayn could pull them to b&m initIf he doesnt Deek definitely will
He has had big raw patches of what he calls X zeema on his face.Thank you sooooo much ma lovely for the bespoke update
As someone with an actual skin condition I find it hilarious that 1 bead could have that effect on him and as you pointed out all the utter sh!te he covers himself in
I'm away now back to my bespoke psoriasis lane aye tonsa love
I’ve snottered tea down my nose at this ma lovelie, clutching ma beak as it’s stinging nowaye I'm sure wee rayn could pull them to b&m init
With Rayn pulling it please, please, pleaseplease somebody photoshop a pic of Marion and wee deek in the sleigh ill be forever grateful
Okay ma lovelie, it was a difficult wan tae listen tae but since it’s yoursel…..The bit where he's talking really fast, what is he saying, I've tried and can't make it out.
Also, cloning is not an exact science. Experimental cloning is illegal, Scotland, stop it. ()
aye Marion dressed as santa and deek wi his elf costume on sorry for the stingy noseI’ve snottered tea down my nose at this ma lovelie, clutching ma beak as it’s stinging now
With Rayn pulling it please, please, please
brilliantOkay ma lovelie, it was a difficult wan tae listen tae but since it’s yoursel…..
[Johnny impersonating Marion]
Ave tae dae a best man speech and don’t actually want tae dae a best man speech because ah don’t know what the fuck ah can talk about. But what ah thought I could actually talk about us the fact that ma hair is fucking beautiful because everyone is always saying tae me ‘Mario your hair is fucking beautiful’ and Johnny’s always slagging me because I think he’s secretly jealous because he says GHDs make your hair bald but it’s better to have hair that’s beautiful noo than a disaster bomb when your older. But when am at the dancing people are always saying tae me ‘Mario your hair is like Lady Gaga’s, sick, and I’m like I fucking know {signature pose}
(I’m no 100% fluent in McKnight so this may no be entirely accurate)
so folks let that be a lesson tae you, bin the GHDs if you don’t want tae be a hedgehog heid an
No!!! Someone's told him his hair is beautiful.Okay ma lovelie, it was a difficult wan tae listen tae but since it’s yoursel…..
[Johnny impersonating Marion]
Ave tae dae a best man speech and don’t actually want tae dae a best man speech because ah don’t know what the fuck ah can talk about. But what ah thought I could actually talk about us the fact that ma hair is fucking beautiful because everyone is always saying tae me ‘Mario your hair is fucking beautiful’ and Johnny’s always slagging me because I think he’s secretly jealous because he says GHDs make your hair bald but it’s better to have hair that’s beautiful noo than a disaster bomb when your older. But when am at the dancing people are always saying tae me ‘Mario your hair is like Lady Gaga’s, sick, and I’m like I fucking know {signature pose}
(I’m no 100% fluent in McKnight so this may no be entirely accurate)
so folks let that be a lesson tae you, bin the GHDs if you don’t want tae be a hedgehog heid an
Ah ken, he wants tae look closer tae home for his biggest troll cos it’s certainly no usNo!!! Someone's told him his hair is beautiful.
Well chicken little, it's shit.Shite. Uneven, mullety, desperately unflattering.
Thank you blanche,
She will need a bath in dettol when she gets oot!!imagine the grinch gawn fae her brand new bought hoose to entering Marions (Deeks) council flat in the middle a the fucking gaza strip
she could soak herself in some of Marion's dishwasher tablets he doesn't needShe will need a bath in dettol when she gets oot!!
Don't have nightmares.please somebody photoshop a pic of Marion and wee deek in the sleigh ill be forever grateful
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