Ah cannae believe there’s a family in Ayrshire that names their wains Johnny, Krystal and Mario
Ah cannae believe there’s a family in Ayrshire that names their wains Johnny, Krystal and MarioGod Marion and Johnny are as disturbed as each other. Same beak, same eyes, same high pitched make-your-ears-bleed voice. Absolutely terrifying. I wonder if Krystal is the same…
Their dad is also an actor, he was on the wee carry on films.Johnny is an actor so maybe he has based his acting persona on a certain wee, high pitched, nasal, self entitled, hedgehog looking bastard
It’s true our wee Maz is a parody account and he’s taking off his own brother! This has got to be who he bases himself on
Johnny might owe Mario some money actually. If you're treatin yersel to anything today, make it this
Just when l thought it couldn't get any worse. This is unreal
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I think his dad looks lovely, a nice old dad.Yes, wee Sadie birthed 2 of them. Along with krystal who's dinners are legendary....
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In ma heed, Krystal = stripper name, Mario = Spanish/Italian name which has no place for a Scottish man, Johnny = What should’ve been used those 3 timesAh cannae believe there’s a family in Ayrshire that names their wains Johnny, Krystal and Marioit sounds like the characters in a PC school book
In ma heed, Krystal = stripper name, Mario = Spanish/Italian name which has no place for a Scottish man, Johnny = What should’ve been used those 3 times
I agree with youse hen. Awe this has highlighted tae me is that Johnny is the better looking, talented and funnier oot the two. I almost feel a bit bad for Maz growing up as a poundshop version of Johnny. And that's aw I'm saying the day!Youse lovelies are well and truly out of your lanes with this! Nae debates Johnny is 10 times better looking than Mario and actually has some talent! So aye.
Also, I read an interview with Johnny once and he didn’t come out / accept / realise that he was gay until he was 24!!
Thought he said he’d never expose his nieces on his page but that must be them in the photo?Yes, wee Sadie birthed 2 of them. Along with krystal who's dinners are legendary....
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I bet Marion's a screamer....In the writing trade exclamation marks are pretty much barred, you'll struggle to find one in a newspaper article as they're called 'screamers' and imply rudeness and arogance....So aye. No a guid lane Marion.
I’d rather rub my bits on a cheese grater that put it near Pinky or PerkyYouse lovelies are well and truly out of your lanes with this! Nae debates Johnny is 10 times better looking than Mario and actually has some talent! So aye.
Also, I read an interview with Johnny once and he didn’t come out / accept / realise that he was gay until he was 24!!
I thought that. He's going to go ape shit!.....Get inYou do all realise when maz reads here later we’re all in for a massive rant about how awful we all are for talking about his family, either that or a enormous comma, I cant wait!
I have no words- I cant breath I'm clutching my beak so hard at these gems
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