Cleaning with Mario #50 Mazza and the McKnightmare before Christmas: curse of the nippy bum bum sauce

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menopausalmargrit

SuzyE said:
But out of those 60k, how many genuinely like you Maz?!.
There's definitely not that many who comment on your posts, and we definitely can't stand you, so make that venue way smaller buttercup
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On average only about 0.02% of his followers actually like his posts so that tells me that most of his followers only follow them for a laugh!
 
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Booboo76

Does he love the thin tree or hate it, giz a clue maz, why does he talk like that, “haven’t went near it” it doesn’t make sense, here he goes again telling us he’s been listening to that shite song for weeks, god forbid with think he’s new to something or not on trend, he’s such a fool I really dislike the prick!
 
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GiftedNotFree

Bigbird2 said:
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The funniest and they all headed down the social club for a game of bingo and a line dance
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Then corona came and we haven’t been treatit to any more nights out wae the “lassies” (average age of said people: 62) and the fucking Dyson hasn’t been put to its intended use!! But no worries…. It was an utter godsend for Mario anyway cos it solved his debt problems
 
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muscadet

Is he actually saying that Deek in his stoned state can work out that ibrox can’t even hold all his followers, don’t think so

 
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airyfairy76

He actually called Tony Almond a small business today? Sure they and their £1million superstore will be fucking delighted…
 
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TooFarScone

I suppose all good pandemics must come to an end and so forth

"Derek grab your covid passport we're going out dancing..." #HigherLove #UtterVibes

 
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Skyflier6727

I’m not sure I even know where to start with him this morning. From selling out Ibrox to hating it but loving it and “to” rather than “too”. It’s too early. I cannae even cope ..
 
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Doingitforthegramhuns

The illiterate little weasel strikes again. Honestly, these fucking instahuns shouldn’t be allowed to post if they can’t use basic English! ‘I done this tree at 3’ and ‘I haven’t went near it since’
Marion hen, it’s ‘I did this tree’ and ‘I haven’t been near it’
I don’t know why you find it so difficult, it really is the basics of all basics.
 
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Whatsallthis

Surely once you do your tree then that’s it? Normal people wouldn’t go near it again. Or am I missing a trick and I should play about with it every single day til it comes back down again?
 
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Dawn Dayn

Ibrox yeah right, I robot more like. Spot the one genuine follower.
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Curtaintwitcher45

I think we have all long suspected that Mario has deep rooted issues and perhaps I’m overthinking things but I have a feeling that he was sick with jealousy at all the attention his brother has had over the years due to his impressive and probably quite lucrative career as a writer and director. I think this is why he desperately craves the spotlight now and has overinflated his pathetic ego with fake praise from fake followers (bots) and tries to convince everyone, family included that he is some sort of celebrity/success. It’s no wonder he feels so empty and tries to fill the ever growing void with buying stuff he doesn’t need and can’t afford because he knows deep down inside that he doesn’t get nearly as much engagement as he makes out and to add insult to injury I’m willing to bet his brother has never had to resort to making fake accounts and using them to send himself arse licking messages to make himself appear successful. I bet that really fucking stings. You just keep buying Christmas decorations and followers to keep up with Instagram Moria and leave the success to your bother, he’s got that covered and has done for a long time
 
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