Cleaning with Mario #50 Mazza and the McKnightmare before Christmas: curse of the nippy bum bum sauce

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Skyflier6727

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Hello ma lovelies. I took a trip down candy cane memory lane and watched some highlights. Remember the decorating journee when he reminded us all what a nasty piece of work he is...

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If my husband ever spoke to me like that (not that he ever would) it would be the waste of a good vasectomy. Poor wee dinky Deek. I get the feeling he’s bullied by Marion. He probably just wants a quiet life with a spliff and his PlayStation.
 

Babybail93

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If my husband ever spoke to me like that (not that he ever would) it would be the waste of a good vasectomy. Poor wee dinky Deek. I get the feeling he’s bullied by Marion. He probably just wants a quiet life with a spliff and his PlayStation.
What does Mario bring to the table in that relationship? Not a thing, that’s what. Derek can afford to live on his own, and he had that flat nice before Moira got her claws on it. I really don’t understand why he puts up with him. He’s an awful person. If he puts stuff like that online, what does he speak to him like behind closed doors?
 

Blanche Hunt

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If my husband ever spoke to me like that (not that he ever would) it would be the waste of a good vasectomy. Poor wee dinky Deek. I get the feeling he’s bullied by Marion. He probably just wants a quiet life with a spliff and his PlayStation.
Has Marion ever mentioned if Deek added him tae his tenancy? Imagine if wee Deek waited tae Marion went tae work and hud the cooncil oot tae change his locks.
 

GiftedNotFree

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“Plans” as per Mario’s hectic schedule:

- wake up after sleeping for 3.5 hours because your bedroom reeks like a perfume house and you’ve got a Christmas tree 2cm from your face with the lights set to “eccies rave” mode
- scream at Derek, kick Rayn, film yourself walking from the bedroom to the bathroom while waving at yourself in the mirra
- IBS explosion in the tiny toilet thanks to yesterday’s abysmal food choices
- change bedsheets for the 45th time this month (IBS explosion most likely to blame)
- start “deep cleaning” eg hoover around everything and use the pube handheld hoover to clean the kitchen 🤢
- complain on stories about how you’re tired / it’s cold / windy / rainy / dark (delete as required) and how you’ve gutted the hoos and are gonna have a chill and cosy day
- after a few hours of being cooped up, you need “fresh air” aka a trip to Paisley town centre for B&M, Home Bargains, The Range, Poundland, etc to spend £100+ on tat
- swing by the closest takeaway on the way hame for more IBS explosion fun 🙄

Aye….. some laugh. My 8 year old nephew has more “plans” than Mario!
 

Anti-influencer

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I don't post a lot but I'm always here reading and laughing 😂 I love the wit on this thread!
This post got me thinking, how long has everyone been watching 👀 him and how did you come across him?

I've been following him since around the time Rayn fell out the window, think I was right into the cleaning accounts back then.
I liked him cos he made me laugh. That was before his teeth journey and every other bloody journey 🙄
Now I just watch to laugh at him 😂😂
I came across him years ago when my friends had been following him and said he was funny. At that point he did actual cleaning and while I wouldn’t say he was funny, he seemed far more genuine than he does now. He’s Billy big bollocks now (or so he likes to think) once he got those big teeth in his heed for free he changed!! 😂
 

SuzyE

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If my husband ever spoke to me like that (not that he ever would) it would be the waste of a good vasectomy. Poor wee dinky Deek. I get the feeling he’s bullied by Marion. He probably just wants a quiet life with a spliff and his PlayStation.
I think he's bullied as well, and l hope I'm wrong, but l hope he's not physical with him as well after seeing him lift his hand up, even if it was in jest for
the camera.

If that little scroat spoke to me like that, his clothes would be in bin liners on the stairwell and the locks changed.
 

Johnnoijones

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I don't post a lot but I'm always here reading and laughing 😂 I love the wit on this thread!
This post got me thinking, how long has everyone been watching 👀 him and how did you come across him?

I've been following him since around the time Rayn fell out the window, think I was right into the cleaning accounts back then.
I liked him cos he made me laugh. That was before his teeth journey and every other bloody journey 🙄
Now I just watch to laugh at him 😂😂
You are an original mafia my lovely
 

Kaydeelaydee

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Hello ma lovelies. I took a trip down candy cane memory lane and watched some highlights. Remember the decorating journee when he reminded us all what a nasty piece of work he is...

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He actually watered down this highlight. There was a lot more swearing and snarling at Derek on the original.........I know this cos I ended up getting blocked when I suggested he lay off Derek 😂😂
 
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