ITS LIKE HOOVERING BUT LYING DOWN!
Cleaning with Mario #50 Mazza and the McKnightmare before Christmas: curse of the nippy bum bum sauce
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The elf looks like he's had an accident 
Clinging on for dear life, just like Mazda and his xmas "content".
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ALL PLANS CANCELLED TODAY!!!The elf looks like he's had an accident
Imagine that was your life. Cancelling plans coz you’re tired. Get a bleeping red bull down you and duck up!
bleeping state of him in the backgroundThe elf looks like he's had an accident
Can you imagine how many photos he must have on his phone of his Christmas tree? We only see the ones that meet his approval. I bet he could scroll for hours and still see the same honking picture. Pathetic man.
To be fair what plans would he have possibly had? He has no friends, his family can’t stand him and he doesn’t like to venture further than a mile from the slum for any length of time.
What he means is he won’t be walking doon to B&M for more shite followed by a dinner at Castleveechie.
Gone there some of “youse” & gift him a box of sleeping pills 
Deek sleeps like a baby,
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I’ve goat a life aff this app my lovelies, I cannae be outed like this. Goat in my colleagues car this morning after reading a bit of tattle in the morning, plugged masel in to get the sat nav up & this started playing .
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I discovered Marlon from the old cleaning threads which are no more RIP… they were a riot!
I think this is how he doesn't sleep well. I said a while back it must take him ages setting things up so perfectly before he takes pictures, and he probably has to scroll through so many to find the perfect one.
As for that tree having all those massive decorations, it just looks like he's threw things on it.
A friggin ladder with an elf on it now
She fell out the window a few years ago, probably trying to escape from himFell out the window??
I can't remember the exact details, I was very new to him and Insta at the time.Someone will remember.
I think the elf is trying to escape up the loft with the rats (keep going your nearly there )
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I can’t believe he keeps moving the elf. He is so sad! It baffles me that he finds this totally normal
this morning u have all made me howlaye i can imagine him sitting talking to it aswell he's not wired rightI can’t believe he keeps moving the elf. He is so sad! It baffles me that he finds this totally normal
I love my kids with all my heart, but I can’t pretend I wouldn’t be disappointed if one turned out like himaye i can imagine him sitting talking to it aswell he's not wired right
Laughed coughed weed combo at this.I’ve goat a life aff this app my lovelies, I cannae be outed like this. Goat in my colleagues car this morning after reading a bit of tattle in the morning, plugged masel in to get the sat nav up & this started playing
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I doubt he even had plans. At best it was going out to buy more crap. If your sleep pattern was that bad, you'd have made a strong coffee and gone out anyway to be active, get fresh air, tire yourself more in the hopes of sleeping. Coming off a run of nights (where you actually are awake all night, working more than 2 hrs Mario!), after your last night where you are much more tired than Mario would likely ever know, at most you allow yourself a nap when you get in and then you get up and try to live a normal day to force yourself to sleep normally at night again, not mope about in self-pity. It's not like he drives and exhaustion is a risk. If he's moaning about his sleep pattern it's because realistically he does very little, rarely goes out for anything meaningful, appears to sit and watch crap and scroll social media all day so I can imagine his body has no idea what time of day it is. What a sad little existence.
Can't beat a BBQ sauce.Why does he always say ‘if you know you know’ about everything? And FYI Marion, cheese and chive is the shittest dip to have with a McDonalds
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