Cleaning with Mario #50 Mazza and the McKnightmare before Christmas: curse of the nippy bum bum sauce

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

He doesnae like chocolate but he’s got a selection box, a hot chocolate bomb and a tube of munchies... seems legit but it’s his page, his rules
I hate that patronising little laugh thing he does, makes me want to drop kick him in to the middle of next week

 

[Babybail93]

He doesnae like chocolate but he’s got a selection box, a hot chocolate bomb and a tube of munchies... seems legit but it’s his page, his rules
I hate that patronising little laugh thing he does, makes me want to drop kick him in to the middle of next week

He must do shites like a fox. All black and runny where they eat pure trash

 

[Johnnoijones]

He has a serious problem. As soon as he sees anything red and white he has to has it for this god awful 'theme'

 

[Macmama]

He must do shites like a fox. All black and runny where they eat pure trash

Now that you say it, he does sound a bit like one. Screeching away when you least want it too

 

[Sloppys]

Ffs what grown men sit at home Xmas eve eating a selection box and wearing fluffy socks?. I’m back to thinking he’s a parody account ma lovelies I’ll be off down the pub myself with friends and family. Waking up Xmas day hungover but living life as it should be

 

[Nicola22]

Eat all that on Christmas eve and you'll be on the bog all night ps selection boxes now old are they plus it's more plastic than chocolate

 

[SuzyE]

Selling well then.

I came here to say the same.
A big price drop on those horrible diffusers, and now buy one get one free on the cheap, tacky fragrances.

Business obviously isn't booming over at Ava May's. And l bet those that paid full price are fuming.

Learn from this you suckers!

 

[Philimena cunk]

You lot are some funny fuckers aren’t you? Rayn is a leopard, minimum height at Blackpool, the AliExpress army uniform, the mascot, and the very very best thing I’ve heard for a long time “face scratched on a sausage”, I’m lying in bed with a nasty chest infection feeling sorry for myself, you lot are making me cough even more, but it’s worth it, non existent tears have been wiped from my beak, keep it up!

Scratched on a sausage was mine, glad you like it..

 

[Chez300]

Im sorry but this guy doesn’t like chocolate he’s no a chocolate person you know he doesn’t do chocolate

Exactly! He does nae like chocolate then proceeds to show a haul full of chocolate

 

[Philimena cunk]

Course it isnae its that face of just havin ate Mariah's stovies, you know. . where you'll go aw grey and wake up wae yer IBS through the flairboards n an hole like a dragon's nostril. So Aye

hole like a dragons nostril.... pissing myself laughing just writing that...

 

[Chez300]

He has a serious problem. As soon as he sees anything red and white he has to has it for this god awful 'theme'

I mean he had Christmas decs everywhere in the run up to Candy Cane Lane and now the load he’s brought since where is he going to store it all. Where will it all go in the bedsit

 

[Philimena cunk]

I mean he had Christmas decs everywhere in the run up to Candy Cane Lane and now the load he’s brought since where is he going to store it all. Where will it all go in the bedsit

It'll go straight through the floorboards down to a crack den full of angry junkies...

 

[Doodlebug71]

It'll go straight through the floorboards down to a crack den full of angry junkies...

Doon stairs trying to shoot up and Mavis and Derek land oan yer lap candy cane extravaganza included wearing there tight fit Christmas hugh Hefner pjs..wae Mavis screeching in a high pitched hullo ma Junkies Luvlees

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Getting all the crazy collector vibe from Mario's flat.

 

[Doodlebug71]

Getting all the crazy collector vibe from Mario's flat. View attachment 886013

It's no marios flat ma luvlee he is merely cuckooing wae stoned Denzel.

 

[LoopyHoopy71]

So glad we're back on track on this thread as it's awe aboot oor Marion and naebody else ma lovelies.
Wee roaster is still playing with us and deflecting fae his fav of kriss an joos. We know you don't really like a chocolate log Manbagz.
Please huv a good sleep the night as oor Marion is aff fur 5 days so we will need oor strength tae cope wi the bombardment oh candy cane deluge!!

 

[Babybail93]

I don’t know why, but I can just feel it in my waters. At some point on his 5 days off he’ll be “am no well! Always the way when are huv teem off. So aye”

 

[Step-by-step]

Exactly! He does nae like chocolate then proceeds to show a haul full of chocolate
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UM…. I think he likes chocolate ma lovelie, nae debates now

For someone who doesn’t like chocolate, he must like chocolate, but doesn’t want to tell us he likes chocolate, so he buys chocolate

Mazza I hope te duck ur ring burns all over Christmas! mwah mwah X

 

[Wetmyplants]

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Looks like his eyebrow journae ended about 1/2 an inch before the finish line

 

[maeve87]

How can he be arsed already buying stuff for next Christmas when it isn’t even December yet? It’s obvious material things fill the emptiness inside of him for only so long before he needs to make the next purchase. Ironically I think Marlon has steered so far oot his ane lane he has nae idea how to get his life back oan track…doomed to a life of criss, joos, castelvecchi and candy cane shite n so forth…so aye.