Cleaning with Mario #50 Mazza and the McKnightmare before Christmas: curse of the nippy bum bum sauce

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NaeDebates

Had never seen this dugheed person everyone was mentioning so I went to look…wow. I am speechless. Is she ok ma luvlies?
 
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Noseybonk

laynelo_ said:
seen more inviting jail cells ma luvlie
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I bet they were more colour co-ordinated too

Ma lovelies. I’m coming oot of ma Laine to post this meme which is donkeys years old and well known but always makes me think of Mazda and Rayn…
 
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TooFarScone

Hello ma lovelies. I took a trip down candy cane memory lane and watched some highlights. Remember the decorating journee when he reminded us all what a nasty piece of work he is...

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GiftedNotFree

TooFarScone said:
Hello ma lovelies. I took a trip down candy cane memory lane and watched some highlights. Remember the decorating journee when he reminded us all what a nasty piece of work he is...

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Vile, rotten little weasel. All Derek seems to want is a quiet life - working, playing his games and watching the football. Instead Marion has Derek’s gaff in constant uproar for the validation of strangers on the internet.
 
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Duchesspink

Poor Derek. Bet he wishes Marion would fuck off. Nasty wee parasite.

I'm perplexed watching him hoard tat from home bargains for next Christmas. Its not even December 2021 yet and he's stashing stuff for December 2022. The thrill of his Christmas stuff has long worn off.
How sad must him and Derek be getting out their Christmas eve boxes and knowing exactly what's in them because they put them together. Where is the surprise? Putting their new pjs on and sitting in that bedsit all night before ringing their elf bells and going to bed. Do they really think santa is coming?
Its so sad that its actually like a scene from Mr Bean at Christmas. You know where he puts the stuff in his own stocking and wakes up and unwraps it all and pretends he's surprised!
 
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SuzyE

TooFarScone said:
Hello ma lovelies. I took a trip down candy cane memory lane and watched some highlights. Remember the decorating journee when he reminded us all what a nasty piece of work he is...

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What a horrible, nasty bastard he is!.
When did this happen, because l never saw this.

Bin the twat, Derek. You can do so much better than that narcissist, and people like him never change
 
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Stealingstyle

I've not viewed this thread for ages ma lovelies ...just killing ma self laughing how I can come back on and only on here can I read that someone shits like a fox and has a beak even though they are a human being?? Even though it appears he's a vile human being. The whole candy cane crap is a pure sight for sore eyes and the revealing of pound shop selection boxes...like we've never seen them before???? has left me in fits of laughter. His obsession with cheap tats is on another level. Why can't he just buy one nice thing and people would genuinely ask where he got it.
 
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Booboo76

There’s no way on this earth he is gonna do candy cane lame next year, as soon as he sees on Pinterest what’s popular next year he’ll be binning all that shit quicker than you can say, peppermint flavoured candy, he’s such a prick!
 
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scottishsweetie

Blanche Hunt said:
Ah wish ah wisnae late tae the Marion party and wis around for aw this ah love when youse aw go down Marion memory lane wae aw the stories!
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I don't post a lot but I'm always here reading and laughing I love the wit on this thread!
This post got me thinking, how long has everyone been watching him and how did you come across him?

I've been following him since around the time Rayn fell out the window, think I was right into the cleaning accounts back then.
I liked him cos he made me laugh. That was before his teeth journey and every other bloody journey
Now I just watch to laugh at him
 
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SuzyE

I started following him when he used to do his skin care, makeup and singing episodes, then his teeth journey, so it must be about 1.5 years or so?.

I think l came across him through Hinch mentioning him?.
 
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Pandasnooks

Fell out the window??
 
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SuzyE

I've just went onto his stories "Boy wonder". And he speaks to Derek like crap at times, worse than what l remember
 
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Babybail93

I found her at the beginning of lockdown #1. I spent months thinking he was a parody account. It got even funnier when I realised this is actually the highlights of his pathetic existence
 
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Doingitforthegramhuns


A long day ahead? Fucking buffoon, you’re off for 5 days and it’s not even like you work full time anyway. Get tae fuck and stop moaning!
 
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TooFarScone

What a miserable bastard. He's got a cob on before he's even got out of bed.
@chickenlittle007 try having a wank, it's like hoovering but lying down, might help you sleep.
 
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Cady1954

SuzyE said:
Seding messages to yourself again, Maz?!.

You make it so obvious by cutting off the names when you post them
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Daft cow! Does she not realise when he moves into his dream home the council will
Ugh that Markland woman her house is vile! And that big slobbering dog on the sofa if I was her I'd have a tiny fluffy white dog that would match my decor !

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Oooooh she’s crabbit the morning! So aye
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Is she on her rags?
 
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Noseybonk

Hello ma lovely. I admit that I was very much into the cleaning accounts back then too, and I found him via a shout out from Littlemissmops. I realised very quickly that Hinch (who just bores me and I ignore completely) and Mazda, who still amuses me in a very sadistic ‘watching a car crash’ way, are a pair of ends. .
 
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