Cleaning with Mario #50 Mazza and the McKnightmare before Christmas: curse of the nippy bum bum sauce

[Babybail93]

Thought he didn’t have time for that Black Friday tit and yet here he is...

Why did I read that as “Ghost charum”?

 

[Macmama]

View attachment 884987 Big cat Rayn

The leopard of Paisley!

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Why does he always say ‘if you know you know’ about everything? And FYI Marion, cheese and chive is the shittest dip to have with a McDonalds

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Am honestly starting tae think he’s just talking tae us via his stories the noo. He must’ve forgotten his logins for chickenlittle.

He Cannae remember any of his lies so it’s a stretch to think he can remember passwords.

 

[McBaldyCulkin]

Why does he always say ‘if you know you know’ about everything? And FYI Marion, cheese and chive is the shittest dip to have with a McDonalds

Bottom tier McDonald’s sauce

Am honestly starting tae think he’s just talking tae us via his stories the noo. He must’ve forgotten his logins for chickenlittle.

Here’s a reminder for @chickenlittle007

 

[Babybail93]

Another take away? Keep on with them hen, they’re starting to show all over your bloated face. So aye

Mrs Hinch’s husband has gotten really fat as well lately. Maybe it’s the new “that app” trend?

 

[Macmama]

wee soldier

He looks about 8

I am utterly convince that’s cadets uniform, ma luvlies. I’m waiting for my boujee husband to get his arse home so I can pester him I’m no ready to accept Marion into the bespoke military wife club, absolutely fyooming.

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Why does he always say ‘if you know you know’ about everything? And FYI Marion, cheese and chive is the shittest dip to have with a McDonalds

Especially for a man that kens duck all. So aye.

 

[Sloppys]

So after a whirlwind Xmas 2021, he’s now ready to show us his Xmas 2023 decs? duck me. I need to sit down.

 

[Coolblondie]

And where is putting these trees ?? Coz there is no way they are fitting in that bed sit

 

[laynelo_]

A 38 year old man way a christmas eve box, that’s aw i’ve got to say

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

And where is putting these trees ?? Coz there is no way they are fitting in that bed sit View attachment 885819

Monica’s cupboard is fast becoming Mary Poppins bag

 

[Booboo76]

Omg wind your neck in maz, Xmas eve boxes for two grown ass men, what the duck is happening?? And that god awful high pitched voice he does really drives me mental, just get in the bin you prick!

 

[Skyflier6727]

And where is putting these trees ?? Coz there is no way they are fitting in that bed sit View attachment 885819

Up his arse hopefully!!!!

Has he never heard the phrase “less is more”? The candy cane theme is like a psychedelic nightmare ‍

 

[Step-by-step]

Barg

 

[lauhlauhlauh]

Loving the bespoke ‘Giant Christmas Bag Blocking The Wardrobe’ Art Installation going on in the corner.

I actually cannot understand how he lives like this! The clutter!! Imagine not being able to open your wardrobe or walk round your sofa all year round because you have nowhere else to store your excessive amount of Christmas decorations!

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

So after a whirlwind Xmas 2021, he’s now ready to show us his Xmas 2023 decs? duck me. I need to sit down.

Back in yer lane or youse is getting nicked. This theme will have been dumped for 2023!

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Barg

Selling well then.

 

[Sloppys]

Back in yer lane or youse is getting nicked. This theme will have been dumped for 2023!

I’m getting almost as ahead of Marion! I meant 2022! Of course Candy Cane Lane will be a very distant memory by 2023

 

[coffeeislife21]

Im sorry but this guy doesn’t like chocolate he’s no a chocolate person you know he doesn’t do chocolate