I wish Derek would knock the bloody things out!
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Oh Minging Melvin, it’s all take take take with you isn’t it. One or two posts of mentioning a small business is not doing your job. I honestly don’t know how you deserve a new sofa. You do feck all after you’ve mentioned a company once. What I’d like to know is if you’re declaring your gifts to HMRC? 
Naughty naughty. That’s tax evasion I think.
Before you wobble your ten haired, five head saying we are jealous, no we’re not. We actually pay for our furnishings and make sure we get the top quality, unlike your new cat scratching post that’s about to be delivered. I can’t wait to see how tacky it is.
You could have given your old sofa and Essex wanna be vanity table to those in need. But nope... you need to gain of course. It’s all me me me. Poor Derek needs to run. He deserves so much better than you.
Naughty naughty. That’s tax evasion I think.Before you wobble your ten haired, five head saying we are jealous, no we’re not. We actually pay for our furnishings and make sure we get the top quality, unlike your new cat scratching post that’s about to be delivered. I can’t wait to see how tacky it is.
You could have given your old sofa and Essex wanna be vanity table to those in need. But nope... you need to gain of course. It’s all me me me. Poor Derek needs to run. He deserves so much better than you.
“paint me like one of your French boys Derek”
Derek "na, I'll just duck off to France and find me a French boy. duck you Marioski, leave your keys on the side" Derek lives happily ever after!
Defo could give his sofa away! How much is he selling it for?Oh Minging Melvin, it’s all take take take with you isn’t it. One or two posts of mentioning a small business is not doing your job. I honestly don’t know how you deserve a new sofa. You do feck all after you’ve mentioned a company once. What I’d like to know is if you’re declaring your gifts to HMRC?
Before you wobble your ten haired, five head saying we are jealous, no we’re not. We actually pay for our furnishings and make sure we get the top quality, unlike your new cat scratching post that’s about to be delivered. I can’t wait to see how tacky it is.
You could have given your old sofa and Essex wanna be vanity table to those in need. But nope... you need to gain of course. It’s all me me me. Poor Derek needs to run. He deserves so much better than you.
So aye ma lovelies can anyone recommend a shamazinggggg joiner in the paisley area, Danielle and her crew have only went and ripped the door frames right aff the hinges but it’s fine it’s fine ma lovelies these things happen MWAH MWAH MWAHI’m going to piss my bespoke pants if these don’t fit through the door of his palace. High backs high arms it’s a disaster waiting to happen
He could've at the least done a charity eBay sale of his unwanted items, he shares enough just giving pages
Surely he will need to disclose that he cleans it with multiple products quite regularly? Imagine buying it and taking an allergic reaction to something he’s used!
Aye and donate them to the gofundme pages that he wants his followers to donate to
To be fair the doors and skirtings need ripping out or a good sand and repainted. They are cuntedSo aye ma lovelies can anyone recommend a shamazinggggg joiner in the paisley area, Danielle and her crew have only went and ripped the door frames right aff the hinges but it’s fine it’s fine ma lovelies these things happen MWAH MWAH MWAH
Excuse me ma lovlie but he has done that place from the groond up! They're no cunted, they're 'distressed'... Much like Marion when he reads everyone ripping him on here
Hi Mario!
I wondered why they hadn’t been done before having new carpets fitted. Would annoy the hell out of me
How do you know he's selling it? X
Someone had the Facebook post of it up for sale x
No way, he's unbelievable
I'm surprised he's not selling it on his own page & getting one of his wee sheep to pay through the nose for it since it belonged to "saint mario"! 
guess he knows that people might see through the ‘saviour of small business’ act and realise that he is just out for himself. Always find it quite scary how people can be thick as tit, but yet manage to think very clearly about issues such as that which benefit them!No way, he's unbelievable
It was listed on facebook, it’s in this post
Cleaning with Mario #4
Cleaning with Mario #5: So aye... oh my bleeping god I was literally just coming on to suggest that. Please like this post.. So. Ayeee....
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