Going to get pics of him without his hoose coat on, his strangler peen all angry.Dangle by your tail from his crappy bedroom light fitting and make him scream like he's in a horror film![]()
Going to get pics of him without his hoose coat on, his strangler peen all angry.Dangle by your tail from his crappy bedroom light fitting and make him scream like he's in a horror film![]()
Surely no one in their right mind would buy that? If I walked into someones house and saw that I would make a point of spilling my drink down it!
Oh please don'tGoing to get pics of him without his hoose coat on, his strangler peen all angry.
He could glitz it up with cushions with his face on, a couple of those strings of Christmas beads to go around the edge. A chunky throw from primark not the expensive one from made in chunky. Cos he has sold that to buy irn bruThe Swyft sofa's are not bling enough for Melvin's tat cave, it's definitely something from Danielle at discounted beds.
I'm still holding out for a wax melt sofa though![]()
They look so uncomfortable! Hows melv gonna sprawl out on those coming home from a weekend in the cells after tanning a quarter bottle of vodka and calling everyone cuntsView attachment 81771View attachment 81771Could be these ones. He has “liked” the pic
That table is pissing me off to the point that I can't even see the thing they're trying to sell!View attachment 81771View attachment 81771Could be these ones. He has “liked” the pic
Dying at your Judderman picture.Hope the cat rips it to bleeping shreds. Conceited wee arse.
If I remember correctly he did have a sequinned cushion with him and Derek onHe could glitz it up with cushions with his face on, a couple of those strings of Christmas beads to go around the edge. A chunky throw from primark not the expensive one from made in chunky. Cos he has sold that to buy irn bru![]()
Same! Truly awful. Is that living room TILED? Not sure I've ever seen that before. Yikes.That table is pissing me off to the point that I can't even see the thing they're trying to sell!
Yep and am more convinced than ever it's coming from the bed, plush mirror, knocker chair vendor.100% a free couch
we really fae work hardWe really dae! We work hard
can just see it now! lying on his bespoke bed having just done his skin care and got into his pajamas (and rankcoat) - drinking a giant can of run bru whilst typing furiously into tattle pretending to be his partners sister. First sparks coming from his strangler fingers as he furiously types, then some smoke, then flames! All of a sudden the flames reach the last half a dozen hairs on his heed and singe the final hangers on off to duck - then the bespoke headboard catches alight and Marion’s up shouting “Derek ma wallpaper ma wallpaper dae sumthin “ Derek just about manages to open one eye while simultaneously removing Raaaayyynnnn from on top of the cardboard wardrobes.Haha I have always thought Mario would LOVE to be a part of these threads!!!
He can’t help himself. It’s obvious he’s trying to use ‘we’ but he’s such a self centered prick, he doesn’t see anything as ‘we’ it’s all Me Me MeLove how it all started as we then back to “I”, self centred, disgusting, horrid, flat headed prick!