She’s up 
Going to be “breathe” taking!
so AYE
OKAY Laura
Going to be “breathe” taking!
so AYEOKAY Laura
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If this is the best part oh the tree then ah beg tae differ about the ‘it looks incredible’ statement. That candy cane looks a riot. Ah feel like a broken record saying wains and school projects and so forth so ahll leave it at that. So aye.
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What can you say lol his hair clutching ma beak lovelies tonsa love mwah mwah xx 
I just can't understand how the front slopes to the side and the back sticks up, like a sort of cat fur texture. Also, is that the only pj top he has?!
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Hello ma luvlies
*queue the 50 dots*
Av no been on here for a gid few months knew but i can explain. *clutches stinking hoosecoat* So as youse aw know ma joab is just ma joab and i hiv just been exhausted working way they 4 hours a week (a very psychical job - the weight just draps right aff ye!) and no tae mention ma sickening debt driven habit a buying autumn decorations just tae take them doon in a weeks time cos i realised the orange wis howling… bit lit my primark fashion sense.
Anyway! *instagram filter moved revealing my premature wrinkles and beak nose*
Am back on here for the time being but all no keep yous on here for long, Youse will have to wait til the weekend for that reveal. Av got big plans coming up… youse know i pay fuhl cooncil rent so i cin day witever i want to this paisley penthoose. Nae debates
cos it’s MA PAGE, MA RULES, MA ACCOUNT AND MA TATTLE.
But aye… i’ve missed youse aw. Hope yous have aw been good and stayin in yer ain laines - av been watchin the thread here and there through ma ring doorbell. Ahl needty update ma profile picture anaw on a new day a dawn.
But in the mean time… am sitting here way ma criss and joos on ma tapas tables - knees upty ma chin.
Tonnes a love… mwah mwah
*queue the 50 dots*
Av no been on here for a gid few months knew but i can explain. *clutches stinking hoosecoat* So as youse aw know ma joab is just ma joab and i hiv just been exhausted working way they 4 hours a week (a very psychical job - the weight just draps right aff ye!) and no tae mention ma sickening debt driven habit a buying autumn decorations just tae take them doon in a weeks time cos i realised the orange wis howling… bit lit my primark fashion sense.
Anyway! *instagram filter moved revealing my premature wrinkles and beak nose*
Am back on here for the time being but all no keep yous on here for long, Youse will have to wait til the weekend for that reveal. Av got big plans coming up… youse know i pay fuhl cooncil rent so i cin day witever i want to this paisley penthoose. Nae debates
cos it’s MA PAGE, MA RULES, MA ACCOUNT AND MA TATTLE. But aye… i’ve missed youse aw. Hope yous have aw been good and stayin in yer ain laines - av been watchin the thread here and there through ma ring doorbell. Ahl needty update ma profile picture anaw on a new day a dawn.
But in the mean time… am sitting here way ma criss and joos on ma tapas tables - knees upty ma chin.
Tonnes a love… mwah mwah
Is that a wee ladder for him to reach the topper?
He’s got it aw set up for the big switch oan at the weekend. Ah hope he goes and does a live for the reveal jist as wee Rayn bounces intae it.
Did he give that candy cane a wee top up with tipp-ex?
Chapel fete jumble saleOh aye we've been treatit the day wae the console of crap, McBaldy Culkin's aw home alone wae his wee set up lookin like a Chapel fete jumble sale table. . nae debates, that wee Greta lassie needs tae go to McKnight mansion and find the real source eh the problem Mr 2 pubes a' paisley is meltin the entire ice caps with the amount ah tealights,candles and cozy nights in he's havin 'Ma planet Ma Roolz'. The sooner we get the anti climatic Xmas tree reveal oot the way the better, move yer hoop Maz
....exactly that. Also reminded of my granny's care home reception table at xmas where the residents are left to decorate it and its ornaments with nostalgia for them just placed wherever... nothing goes with nothing buts it's Christmas tat. Its sooooo tit
Dawn, may I recommend that you slow down your speed reading when you see posts from users Dilys McGillis, Kikini Bamalam and Noid-Phal from around that era? I'd be doing you a great disservice if I didn't alert you to their hilarious and well turned prose, ma lovelie - you'll be comatose with laughter!
I think they're all tied up in Mario's loft.
He wiz FUMMING that day ma lovelie!
What. bleeping. Wedding 
Just watched Sort Yoir Life out and it got me wondering. Imagine they went to Mazda’s. They’d need two warehouses for all his tit.
I think I’m more likely to turn into Mariah Carey than he is to get hitched before 2024
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Him having his teeth whitened is like putting a bleeping spoiler on a G reg Fiesta. Nae point!
Him having his teeth whitened is like putting a bleeping spoiler on a G reg Fiesta. Nae point!
I wonder if he’ll force wee deeks to take his last name… or maybe he’ll double barrel both their surnames. Mario McKnight-Johnstone
sounds awful tae the ears but trust n believe he’ll make sure everybody knows he’s marriet. Maybe Grinch, Hannah and baby girl Rayn can be the bridesmaids.Snoz on thatLittle maggot head
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Him having his teeth whitened is like putting a bleeping spoiler on a G reg Fiesta. Nae point!
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