Cleaning with Mario #48 Doop parfoom and dodgy diffuser. Mazda hen you're such a loser.

[Laura VanderBooben]

No harm to thumb head but them candy canes looking shocking and I’m seriously not just saying that cause it’s Mazda, they genuinely look shocking. Those candles, they just look so cheap

The candle holders look ugly as heck! They look like cheap, oversized margarita glasses

 

[Duchesspink]

He will be fake laughing and wiping his tattooed brows whilst telling us all that he's exhausted after his marathon Christmas decorating stint.
He has the tackiest set up each time and yet his mates comment telling him he's amazing. Are they secretly laughing at him?
Surely he sees this? Don't his family tell him?
I have no problem with anyone putting their decs up early if it makes them happy but don't bleeping present yourself as some kind of Christmas interior designer.

 

[Pabsy]

Oh mah lovelies youse have had me howling. Swerved out of mah lain on this dawn of candy cane lane dayn to spend this much anticipated reveal with youse.
You do you. Nae debates. Mwah

 

[Babybail93]

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Saw this and thought of our mario and his backward candy cane candles

He disnae use Vaseline ma lovely though. He uses bespoke boujee white company lip balm. (Not that you’d know. Freddy Kruger has more kissable lips than oor Marina)

 

[Sloppys]

What a disappointment already ma lovelies. Surely if he’s doing the candy cane theme everything should be bright, red and white etc. Where does a grey wooden tray and beige acorns fit in? It’s already disjointed and we’re not even half a day in to the Christmas jurnnneyy. It’s going to be a long 54 days to Christmas

 

[SuzyE]

So it begins! bleeping state of it already! It’s gonna be a good week hens!

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lt looks shite already.
I know a lot love that theme, but l really dislike the colours. I think it's because it's nearly all candy canes as well.

 

[Babybail93]

lt looks shite already.
I know a lot love that theme, but l really dislike the colours. I think it's because it's nearly all candy canes as well.

I just cannae wait to see how he butchers the tree. It’s going to be amazing for all the wrong reasons!

 

[Under_The_Influencer]

To be honest I think the decorations go really well with the rest of the living room and house. Cheap and nasty.

 

[Step-by-step]

Surely that didn’t take five hours? Looks like shite!

Five minutes ma lovelies, he cannae count, so aye! You do you, mwah

 

[Under_The_Influencer]

I saw Derek kissing Santa Claus (kissing, kissing Santa Claus)
In the communal landing last night
He didnae see me creep
Doon the stairs to have a peep
He thought that I was aw tucked up cosy
In my hoosecoat, fast asleep

 

[liltatling]

He does not need encouraging to buy any more tat. Just because you have a candy cane 'theme' does not mean everything has to have a candy cane on it...and if you are slapping them on everything make sure they're the right way round! If he dresses up that poor cat as a candy cane I'm marching dooon to paisley and saving the poor wee mite.
His followers are just as deranged as him 'this is giving me lift' I like that phrase better than what it was meant to say mind so aye

 

[G&TGal II]

Rarely comment - just love this thread. It is my guilty pleasure

That tray looks like nursery project - spraying pine cones & sticking bulk bought cheap trees on to make a snowy landscape. By Christmas it will be full of dust, dirt, dandruff and cat hair. That should send his OCD into overdrive.

Read the room Marion - we are at 1 minute to midnight on climate change and your, "plastic mass produced probably by workers from a labour transfer programmed shipped in a container from China with a carbon footprint large enough to add seconds to the clock" looks SHITE !

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Nae need tae be sorry hen someone joining oor @Jerry Garcia oan the blocked list

 

[notanothergrammer]

Merry Xmas ma Luvlies, Ma Tree Ma Rulezz. I don't care wit jeesiz says he's gettin an early birthday. So aye

 

[menopausalmargrit]

View attachment 842694Nae need tae be sorry hen someone joining oor @Jerry Garcia oan the blocked list

I had to go on for a look. Clutching ma beak and howling ma lovelie.

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

And in the true spirit of Christmas he has gifted us a new word............plage. A bespoke mash up of place and page. Beeeeeyoootifuhl

 

[Vancey]

So it begins! bleeping state of it already! It’s gonna be a good week hens!

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Looking fabulously tit, and i love it

 

[Blanche Hunt]

I had to go on for a look. Clutching ma beak and howling ma lovelie.

Hes goin tae be crabbit! How he cannae see the candy canes are oan back tae front ah don’t ken. Aw he needs tae dae is look at the cushions tae see he’s made a tit oh it.

 

[Babybail93]

We have a new word on this dayn of dawn! HARUM! not harm, harum!

 

[Dawn Dayn]

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He does not need encouraging to buy any more tat. Just because you have a candy cane 'theme' does not mean everything has to have a candy cane on it...and if you are slapping them on everything make sure they're the right way round! If he dresses up that poor cat as a candy cane I'm marching dooon to paisley and saving the poor wee mite.
His followers are just as deranged as him 'this is giving me lift' I like that phrase better than what it was meant to say mind so aye

It's the same as the grey thing, everything grey, no matter how laughable it looks. I'm surprised they don't have candy cane PJ's and bedding. Sigh.