Cleaning with Mario #48 Doop parfoom and dodgy diffuser. Mazda hen you're such a loser.

[Henny Penny]

Bloody hell- hope this isn’t one of you lovelies getting inspo from Marion.
just popped up on that ‘family lowdown’ group on fb with the caption ‘mines up #candy

 

[Jerry Garcia]

That's going as my message tone!


Could have told you that 7 threads ago!


How does one get blocked by Marion?!

I cannae tell ye! How he worked it out is beyond me, when he truly is stupidity personified!

 

[maeve87]

Marlon clearly wears the pants in that relationship. I don’t think Derek will get much of a say, he seems too soft and probably just wants an easy life so goes along with it.

There’s just no way he’ll find space for all that tat in the living room. It’ll be trial and error all week and whatever doesn’t make the cut will probably get binned. Aw for some insta validation what a sad wee life. I’m looking forward to seeing it though it’ll be a good laugh ma lovelies and even funnier when he comes down from the high after the big reveal and is aw depressed n crabbit. I have questions like where’s the table going when the tree is up? In the close maybe? Who knows lovelies it’s a mystery. Oh and that’s onions on the pizza

 

[Chez300]

Marlon clearly wears the pants in that relationship. I don’t think Derek will get much of a say, he seems too soft and probably just wants an easy life so goes along with it.

There’s just no way he’ll find space for all that tat in the living room. It’ll be trial and error all week and whatever doesn’t make the cut will probably get binned. Aw for some insta validation what a sad wee life. I’m looking forward to seeing it though it’ll be a good laugh ma lovelies and even funnier when he comes down from the high after the big reveal and is aw depressed n crabbit. I have questions like where’s the table going when the tree is up? In the close maybe? Who knows lovelies it’s a mystery. Oh and that’s onions on the pizza

Come 1st December he’ll be sick of those Christmas decs!

 

[Turmeric123]

I cannae tell ye! How he worked it out is beyond me, when he truly is stupidity personified!

Have you tried http://www.waragainstagrammers.com/ have a page for him

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

I cannae tell ye! How he worked it out is beyond me, when he truly is stupidity personified!

Oh Jerry hen, am pure crabbit for you . Was the AVA breezeblock involved by any chance?

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

Well ma lovelie, I can give youse the original story, and the story with his face but no voice.
Oh. File too large either way. I'll have a look later.
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He’s pure spitting venom too. Urgh.

 

[notanothergrammer]

Día de los muertos ma lovelie! Mwah x

Marion: Dia de wit??, Does it come wae chips?? hope it isnae nippy dawl cos ma IBS I'll be through the flairboards an intae the junkies flat before yae can say trainspottin!! Ma belly, Ma rooolzz

 

[Noseybonk]

Me Me Me Me Me. What a complete bleep.

What a self obsessed fucker! He needs a kick in the fanny.

Ma lovelies a crisis has occurred and ah need help from youse aw!
The wee beaky nosed bollix has blocked me on my main insta and all my associated burner accounts.
Please, what android app do blocked lovelies find the best for viewing beaky bald eagles? Tattie hearts to youse aw!

I use Storiesdown ma lovely.

 

[Sloppys]

So ma lovelies, cris and joos at the ready for the first Christmas tat fest reveal from the postage stamp. Let’s see if he can dedicate more grid posts to the season Christmas than he did for autumn

 

[other things online]

He disnae work at the polis station ma lovelies, he’s an Uber eats walker, skipping doon the road wae his big red bag

So ma lovelies, cris and joos at the ready for the first Christmas tat fest reveal from the postage stamp. Let’s see if he can dedicate more grid posts to the season Christmas than he did for autumn

I think we might be treated to 80, other then 40 like we did autumn

 

[maeve87]

And yet it’ll aw be ripped doon on boxing day at 5am right at the peak of Christmas, just like last year. I’ll forever chant you on Marlon because you entertain me like no other n so forth so aye

 

[other things online]

And yet it’ll aw be ripped doon on boxing day at 5am right at the peak of Christmas, just like last year. I’ll forever chant you on Marlon because you entertain me like no other n so forth so aye

this
whilst everyone’s still tucked away in bed , or like maz ‘ still on the sesh’ no one can think of anything Worse then getting rid of Christmas decs on a Boxing Day... Jesus bet the crack heads downstairs love him. Poor Derrick, I actually feel really sorry for him

 

[Duchesspink]

Its going to take him a week to put his decs up? Is he doing them one bauble a day?
Hes got a 4 foot tree and a living room the size of my box bedroom. It would take an hour tops to decorate it. Maybe 2 if you're slugging the snowballs at the same time.
He's getting on as if he's responsible for the rockerfeller tree! Even it isn't put up until mid November

 

[Cinpab]

Me Me Me Me Me. What a complete bleep.

I haven’t laughed since he stopped showing Derek.
He’s boring on his own.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

So instead of 12 days of Christmas Marion is giving us the 54 days of Christmas so I’ll kick it off…

On the 54th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 54 head ache inducing wax melts.

 

[Johnnoijones]

Happy Christmas decoration reveal day! Are we all ready for the excitement of seeing all the rambling stories?

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Happy Christmas decoration reveal day! Are we all ready for the excitement of seeing all the rambling stories?

It'll look cheap and nasty, too much stuff everywhere, as usual. Why doesn't he just get a job in a shop again, cos he's forever playing shops. I'm crabbit ma lovelies, no sleep, busy week. Still, at least I've not bankrupted myself via b&m.

 

[maeve87]

Happy Christmas decoration reveal day! Are we all ready for the excitement of seeing all the rambling stories?

It’s the first Dayn of Christmas Dawn I can barely wait ma lovely

Imagine having so much stuff it takes you a week to get it all up and looking just right and perfect, all to impress strangers on your wee page and take them on a magical candy cane juuurney. The time, the effort I’m no sure it’s what baby Jesus would have wanted Maz

 

[Johnnoijones]

It’s the first Dayn of Christmas Dawn I can barely wait ma lovely

Imagine having so much stuff it takes you a week to get it all up and looking just right and perfect, all to impress strangers on your wee page and take them on a magical candy cane juuurney. The time, the effort I’m no sure it’s what baby Jesus would have wanted Maz

Its bizarre. Its not like he is at Christmas markets, out with friends over the festive season and doing festive things. He sits in his hobbit hole looking at the money he has spunked on candy canes