Did he stick the candy canes on the candles himself or did I make that up? My head melts trying to process what this parody does on a daily basis.
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I bet Maz was given a wee lift whilst making his candy cane dream come tae lifeHis followers are just as deranged as him 'this is giving me lift'I like that phrase better than what it was meant to say mind so aye
Yeah he did. It’s piss easy, you just draw or print on baking paper and wrap it round the candle and put the hairdryer on it and it transfers. I reckon he’ll redo them the right way round and then pretend he hasn’t swapped them lol
Bit slow catching up now........Who is this Laura? and she's clearly being sarcastic as that can't be real.Fag ash lil getting her tuppence worth in…bet she’s not bought it though
I'd never thought about it so I didn't even know candy canes COULD be the wrong way round until I saw that and wanted to cry 
He had to find the items in 50 different boxes!
Worst journey i've ever seenStill makes me laugh the fact his candy canes are back to front on those candles
Goodness! Do you remember when Abercrombie & Fitch offered to pay Jersey Shore's Mike not to be seen in their brand as they thought it could cause significant damage to them...maybe the White Company needs to consider throwing Mario a couple of candles to stop him suggesting he uses their lip balm if that is what he is using as quite frankly I'd be assuming it was terrible stuff!
Oh duck off Marion with Xmas stuff. I’ve not even put my summer clothes away yet! He’s getting right on my tits today
Me too, he thinks it's cute, it really isn't, just annoying.
Tiny confession ma lovelies... Bought a Poinsettia earlier, half price £2. That's my decorating finished before Mario too.
🪦I was oan tinder this morning ma lovelies and I had to stoap swiping and screenshot this wan for ma hens here 
Poor guy has been taking punctuation lessons from oor Maz. No! Thank! You!
Poor guy has been taking punctuation lessons from oor Maz. No! Thank! You!Attachments
What idiot is telling him, "Never underestimate the good you do"....What good?!. Other than encouraging people to get into debt like him by buying crap!.
And Maz, we know you love your ego stroked, but trust me when l say you're definitely not funny. To us you are, but for different reasons
And Maz, we know you love your ego stroked, but trust me when l say you're definitely not funny. To us you are, but for different reasons
I've just liked a similar one on my 2nd burner account, that said the holders were too big, so I'm expecting to be blocked againView attachment 842694Nae need tae be sorry hen
He liked everyone's comments except that one
You can't take criticism well can you Maz...You middle age baby
Poor wee Marion, youse are ruining his festive spiritI've just liked a similar one on my 2nd burner account, that said the holders were too big, so I'm expecting to be blocked again
He liked everyone's comments except that one
You can't take criticism well can you Maz...You middle age baby
but as somebody else pointed out, it looks like it’s been created as a school project. Ma wains could produce better and they’re at an age that they glue their fingers tae the paper.I was expecting someone to jump out and mug him.
Bit disappointed tbh.Mario will be forever stuck at that point.Poor wee Marion, youse are ruining his festive spirit
Youse have all been pure bastards today, proud of you.
The candy cane cushions are bad enough but that table display tops it!! Ooft 
I’ve been in the jail all day (dinnae panic ma lovelies I work there) the back to front candy canes have made ma day, made ma day
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