Cleaning with Mario #48 Doop parfoom and dodgy diffuser. Mazda hen you're such a loser.

[Babybail93]

Yes to this! We make mulled wine in the slow cooker in the morning then get tore into it in the afternoon whilst putting the tree up! I don’t even think he enjoys Christmas, he just needs validation from strangers. Quite sad really.

He’s pathetic. Christmas tree day in our house is all about getting pissed on baileys and having an Iceland picky bits buffet. The 5 of us do it together and laugh about all the random ornaments we’ve got over the years. The tree ends up full of tit, but every ornament has a memory.

He is in his sad little flat, on his own putting up a plastic tree filled with plastic mass produced tat. Then uploads his pic, and Christmas is done for him. Sad little existence

 

[menopausalmargrit]

“I’ve got a full bedding new set” - HOW CAN HE GET THE WORDS AROUND THE WRONG WAY? HOW?!!

 

[TooFarScone]

Sad bastard. And shame on all the huns encouraging him, they're just as bad.

He's started following Flourish Management and they follow him back. Looks like Marions got himself an Insta pimp.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

“I’ve got a full bedding new set” - HOW CAN HE GET THE WORDS AROUND THE WRONG WAY? HOW?!!

I know don't, lovelie ma.

 

[Babybail93]

He forgot he’d bought a new throw? Imagine buying that much tit that you don’t need that you start forgetting you’ve even got it

 

[Gieyourselfashake]

Well a uhm buzzin this mornin because that’s the first time a huv heard “ma page, ma rules” straight fae the horses moof on that app. Wit a day!

 

[Babybail93]

Well a uhm buzzin this mornin because that’s the first time a huv heard “ma page, ma rules” straight fae the horses moof on that app. Wit a day!

I really do think we’ve got some banging content coming from Maz in the next week. All unintended on his part of course, but we’ll be feasting on here!

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

To be fair, we've had comedy gold lately. Ma page, ma rhools, 70,000 angry dots, jealousy, elf pyjamas, autumn in summer, Christmas eve boxes, Christmas eve chocolates, leggings power walk, tik tok, the worst Sunday dinner - ever (with random werthers chucked on it) and a bespoke patty, patt, patt, skincare jurney. He's really treatit us lately, there'll be nae debates about that.

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Ah actually think am sick of Christmas awready. It’s too early, nae debates. So aye.

 

[TooFarScone]

It's happening! Ma page ma rules!

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

Ma page. Ma rules.

 

[Babybail93]

It's happening! Ma page ma rules!

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I was waiting for this! You’ve nae disappointed hen! So aye

 

[outthelotofthem]

Catching up usuallll as I’m blocked again but his back on force with tiktoks this morning wee ride

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

Almost time lovelies. The unveiling of this years monstrosity and I’m not just talking about or wee Marions fashion sense

 

[Cagayu]

MA PAGE

MA RULES

 

[coffeeislife21]

He sounds extra bitchy today! And the amount of stuff for a one bed flat I’m disgusted tbh!

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Imagine your life being so empty that you need to put up Christmas decorations on the first of November - basically confirming to the world that you’ve got literally *nothing else* going on in your life

Also imagine looking at Christmas decorations for in excess of 50 days . I’d be bouncing off the walls by the second week. He’s hopeless.

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Almost time lovelies. The unveiling of this years monstrosity and I’m not just talking about or wee Marions fashion sense

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He’s got that look oh a jumped up wee supervisor aboot tae gee ye the whole ‘do you know what you’ve done wrong’ chat. Also that blazer button is under mair stress than the NHS.

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

He's just prompted me to be extra fecked off at him by reminding us that he was clearing the 2020 shelves at HB and B&M for his 2021 decs when we were all supposed to be shopping for essentials once a week. He needs a boot square in the jingle baws

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Mario is Christmas Karen. Ignorant, annoying, his only friends are other Karens.