And then home in time to be aww cosy by 9pm under blankets with a hot chocolate like a couple of pensioners #goalsOmg they got the bus to Edinburghbus wanker
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He'll be wrecked for days now because of that late night
Concealer ruined! Crabbit!
I hate it - it smells of chemicals to me
"It felt so good to be back in our theatres."
Aye because you're such a seasoned theatre goer aren't you hen
Aye because you're such a seasoned theatre goer aren't you hen
He’s been treading the boards since he was wee."It felt so good to be back in our theatres."
Aye because you're such a seasoned theatre goer aren't you hen
except it was poo and it was his ibs going through the flair boards
I love how he says he'll leave us be, yet continues to post. Get to bed you scruffy duck.
In tonight’s episode of things that never happened…Are people really chanting him oan or simply stopping to say hello, or neither?
As if fellow theatre goers were chanting him oan fae the rafters 
he does talk some amount of shite. Delusions_with_marion .. so aye … 
he does talk some amount of shite. Delusions_with_marion .. so aye … Get some class! He told them he was going high so they met him on his level....in the heavens of the Edinburgh playhooseAs if fellow theatre goers were chanting him oan fae the rafters
Aw I can think of is "wait back up a bit. .who stole ma buntin?" * if yae know yae know*I've seen some sights this Halloween, but what the duck has he come as?
Sad bit is a train is only about £10 and far less time, still Mariah Carey-aboot-Xmas-cheer over there gets a megabus, smell the fousty seat wealth, he's well and truly a bus wanker, bet he's got a plus 1 concession passOmg they got the bus to Edinburgh
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Just home from the Theatre myself, and saw that on his stories. I'm no good here
Essential carer pass! Prob only paid for one seat, so ayeAw I can think of is "wait back up a bit. .who stole ma buntin?" * if yae know yae know*
Sad bit is a train is only about £10 and far less time, still Mariah Carey-aboot-Xmas-cheer over there gets a megabus, smell the fousty seat wealth, he's well and truly a bus wanker, bet he's got a plus 1 concession pass
We went to the playhouse a few years ago, got cheap ass seats up in the gods. Ended up turning round and leaving. Not at all recommended, felt terrifying. Get some class Marion and book the dress circle next time
I’m a total theatre seat snob and will only sit in the stalls or the first couple of rows in the circle. I’m an avid theatre goer though, going 3 times this week. I am also a scummy bastard and sneak in my own cans of gin because who’s paying £7 for a gin in there!!Essential carer pass! Prob only paid for one seat, so aye
We went to the playhouse a few years ago, got cheap ass seats up in the gods. Ended up turning round and leaving. Not at all recommended, felt terrifying. Get some class Marion and book the dress circle next time
Like your styleI’m a total theatre seat snob and will only sit in the stalls or the first couple of rows in the circle. I’m an avid theatre goer though, going 3 times this week. I am also a scummy bastard and sneak in my own cans of gin because who’s paying £7 for a gin in there!!
If Mazda turns up in the gods next with his fake ass fanta/coke plastic ice monstrosity you're being held 100% accountable
now get back in yer ain lane pronto and 2nd left at the next roundabout till you get some class 
Brill new thread. Am chanting youse aww on xNew thread suggestion by @TheCrapetCleaner with 44 likes! (Love that name hen!)
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So ma lovelies it’s already tame fer a new bespoke made to order boujee thread on this dayn of dawn!
The patron Saint of Paisley has treatid us awe to lots the last two weeks!
It all began with a Sunday lunch at his sister’s, which needed to be put on “rate my plate”! Boiled tatties, anaemic gammon and an oxo cube. Yum! He then showed us all his sister’s new “gorgeous” front door. It looked like a door most people have. He was just impressed it opened into the open air, unlike his slum.
He took us on another “am nae in this fur the money. Not for me that life on THIS APP!” jurneh. It then took him 2,083 dots of doom to answer 4 questions.
Despite saying he still had 11 days left of the autumn decor on 20th October, 12 hours later he’d decided it was “awe coming doon!” because he was sick of looking at them. Maybe if you’d not put them up in the middle of summer eh hen? By the end of the 21st there was nae a sign of Autumn left in the tat cave!
He tried to pretend he took it all down so early because he was going to be sooooo busy the following weekend, but he ended up doing duck all!
Then he had another pass agg rant about how insta was boring and shite. This was on the back of all the other insta huns getting a PR gift, but he didn’t
Then the big reveal of his new AMA shite. A flammable diffuser that Hannah got off of wish, that she is now selling at a mark up of 350%, yep you read that right, 350%!
On this new thread day he has been up all night with the shits, but still managed to visit home Bargs and McDonald’s of course!
The cat still hates him
He’s still a bleep
Still has nae life to brag aboot
Love youse aww tonnes ma lovelies!
Oh god he’s started getting the Christmas shite out. Two full boxes (and apparently that’s not even half of it) where does he store it???
That fake snow is toxic to cats Mario. Get it away from her bed you bleep
That fake snow is toxic to cats Mario. Get it away from her bed you bleep
Urgh, he's making putting decorations up sound like such a chore. When we do it's just before Christmas, everyone is in the mood, we have some mince pies or whatever, a few drinks. It's FUN. Remember that insta hunts (the h is silent, the c isn't)
Yes to this! We make mulled wine in the slow cooker in the morning then get tore into it in the afternoon whilst putting the tree up! I don’t even think he enjoys Christmas, he just needs validation from strangers. Quite sad really.
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