Cleaning with Mario #48 Doop parfoom and dodgy diffuser. Mazda hen you're such a loser.

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

He's a part time cleaner who lives in a tiny council flat in a really rough area. He can't drive, has no education, no prospects, and when Derek chucks him out he'll have no home. How is that successful. The insta followers he got via hinch, he has nothing he got from his own efforts.

Christ on a candy cane, when you say it like that, the wee fella is a loser. I feel like we should start a whip round.

 

[laynelo_]

Hello ma luvlies

*queue the 50 dots*

Av no been on here for a gid few months knew but i can explain. *clutches stinking hoosecoat* So as youse aw know ma joab is just ma joab and i hiv just been exhausted working way they 4 hours a week (a very psychical job - the weight just draps right aff ye!) and no tae mention ma sickening debt driven habit a buying autumn decorations just tae take them doon in a weeks time cos i realised the orange wis howling… bit lit my primark fashion sense.

Anyway! *instagram filter moved revealing my premature wrinkles and beak nose*

Am back on here for the time being but all no keep yous on here for long, Youse will have to wait til the weekend for that reveal. Av got big plans coming up… youse know i pay fuhl cooncil rent so i cin day witever i want to this paisley penthoose. Nae debatescos it’s MA PAGE, MA RULES, MA ACCOUNT AND MA TATTLE.
But aye… i’ve missed youse aw. Hope yous have aw been good and stayin in yer ain laines - av been watchin the thread here and there through ma ring doorbell. Ahl needty update ma profile picture anaw on a new day a dawn.

But in the mean time… am sitting here way ma criss and joos on ma tapas tables - knees upty ma chin.

Tonnes a love… mwah mwah

 

[lauhlauhlauh]

Gonna put my earlier comment forward for a thread title suggestion...

It really is Candy Cane Lame

Av made a little addition to the thread title suggestion: The McKnightmare Before Christmas, it really is Candy Cane Lame

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

I cannot wait to see the outcome of this!

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I should imagine it'll be along the lines of this ma lovelie

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

I think the little chicken's been marinating in the aperol sauce for that long they don't even realise they're acting like a mcnugget. I call fowl, so aye.

 

[Booboo76]

Balloons, nope! How did he even get them in his hobbit hole, give it a few weeks and they’ll be all shrivelled up looking like haemorrhoids covered in dust, as for the overall candy cane lane theme, it just screams children, of which mario has none, behaves like one but we already know that, and now for the rest of the day we’ll have to suffer re-post after re-post of his lovelies arse licking him with their fake love for his grotty Xmas decs, how sad, it’s his living room make-over all over again, arsehole!

 

[Poptart]

The dumped shopping trolley on his walk to work really gave me #autumnvibes

 

[Babybail93]

So it begins! Fucking state of it already! It’s gonna be a good week hens!

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Fucking hell, he’s sat up with the pigeons. He would’ve got a better view of the stage from his flat.

 

[Johnnoijones]

So he’s decorated his rabbit hole for Christmas but am I right in thinking they are even spending it there?

Its hobbit my love

My highlight was the little ladder at the bottom of the tree, shouldn’t there be an elf that’s climbed up or something like that at the top?

That is for Marion and Deek to reach the tree

 

[DollyTheLamb]

What accounts are these my lovely?

I’ve seen a few mention it but don’t think I can mention their name on here.
Attached a few pictures of what’s going on

 

[laynelo_]

What's that comment about painting the hall telephone? He painted a phone?

Aw the hall painting journee is my favourite. Honourable mentions this

and my wee cheeky comment that probably got me karmar on my arse…

 

[Dove88]

It's like John West in here with the amount of fishing.

 

[Freefalling]

He put the stockings up!
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He is trolling us! Pair of guys in their late 30s with fucking Christmas Stockings, stop the world, I want off. Insult to injury that its got a big fuck off D on it, Wee Deek must get the piss ripped out him daily at work. For the love of God, there are kids with fuck all and this had tipped me over the edge tonight. Selfish little c u next Tuesday

If you see the Marion doll, grow the fuck up and give a little. Kids in his block are prob going without but he is blootering cash on utter shite for a few Instagram fake pats on the back.

You honestly knock me sick. I hope you never ever find yourself needing help because you reep what you sow sunshine

 

[Babybail93]

Not even 10am on 7th November and he’s already shot his Christmas bolt. I cannae wait for the come down he’ll be on. It’s going to be massive!

 

[Dawn Dayn]

🧑‍it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas bonfire night

 

[Dove88]

His hold to reads are like someone dumped a tin of Alphabetti Spaghetti and hoped for the best.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Imagine if he had a hoose with a garden. He'd have one of those lunatic displays up from September.

 

[Kat__lax]

I have just realised I am sitting in my hoosecoat (luxe robe not fuzzy felt) clutching ma normal size beak with a coffee in a non seasonal cup.

THE BALLOONS!

Genuine gasp moment!

I cannot wait to view the dots later, as I have a feeling this is going to be an all day extravaganza.

Just want to wish you all a very Merry Christmas and have the special day you all deserve, tons o love xx

 

[Babybail93]

Well a uhm buzzin this mornin because that’s the first time a huv heard “ma page, ma rules” straight fae the horses moof on that app. Wit a day!

I really do think we’ve got some banging content coming from Maz in the next week. All unintended on his part of course, but we’ll be feasting on here!