Cleaning with Mario #48 Doop parfoom and dodgy diffuser. Mazda hen you're such a loser.

[GiftedNotFree]

All that Christmas tat! The wasteful little scrotum looking baldy beak bastard - urghhh he is really the worst! Where the fuck does he even store all this shit?! Fuck knows why Derek puts up with the bedsit being absolutely foo to the gunnels with crap.

 

[Johnnoijones]

Yeah he did. It’s piss easy, you just draw or print on baking paper and wrap it round the candle and put the hairdryer on it and it transfers. I reckon he’ll redo them the right way round and then pretend he hasn’t swapped them lol

I am sure his sister 'printed' them for him

 

[teddyeddyeddy]

And there you have it….you’ve clearly no chanted him oan or blew smoke up his hoop Bella…live your life as it shud hen onwards n upwards

who’s this ma lovelie?

 

[Mouth ache]

I’m gonna get so much stick from you lot but I’ve gotta admit I like watching him . What am I missing? Can’t be arsed to catch up on 48 threads so can someone help me

 

[SuzyE]

Concealer ruined! Crabbit!

Just home from the Theatre myself, and saw that on his stories. I'm no good here

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

Still makes me laugh the fact his candy canes are back to front on those candles what a first class prick!

Worst journey i've ever seen

 

[Sloppys]

So ma lovelies, cris and joos at the ready for the first Christmas tat fest reveal from the postage stamp. Let’s see if he can dedicate more grid posts to the season Christmas than he did for autumn

 

[menopausalmargrit]

So he’s sent Paul Black his new collection. I believe that Paul Black is trolling him without Marion realising so I will let him off.

 

[Chez300]

He sounds extra bitchy today! And the amount of stuff for a one bed flat I’m disgusted tbh!

He’s probably had a catch up on here!

 

[Henny Penny]

Make up journey ‘pat pat pat’ incoming!!

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

Ah canny believe he’s a cleaning account and he’s no made a thing of doing a Christmas clean. Ah like tae gut ma hoose first before getting the decorations oot. Ad be getting aw they boxes and tat tae fuck afor a single decoration was hung up and so forth. And 5 hours tae decorate a space that’s about 1x1m ma hoop. So aye.

When did he last clean actually?

 

[I wud like sum tea]

Oh fuck! I was not ready for that table the morning! He needs to start giving us trigger warnings

Totes agree hen I’ve taken to lying doon in a dark room again after that visual monstrosity

 

[universalminds]

When is the big reveal of the candy cane carnage?

 

[Booboo76]

What in the hell was that illiterate rambling again? Get in the fucking bin, maz

 

[Babybail93]

It's happening! Ma page ma rules!

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I was waiting for this! You’ve nae disappointed hen! So aye

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Some interesting choices made about who is getting his shite #gifted versus who's stuck their hands in their pockets.

He's getting more odd by the minute!

 

[outthelotofthem]

Catching up usuallll as I’m blocked again but his back on force with tiktoks this morning wee ride

 

[menopausalmargrit]

He had to find the items in 50 different boxes!

Very true ma lovelie, a hudnae considered that!

Tonsalove,
M xxx

 

[Babybail93]

He’s spent all morning unboxing and putting up a 6 foot plastic Christmas tree? Am I dreaming? What is going on?

More fake snow shite on it that is toxic to cats. Idiot!

 

[Blanche Hunt]

He’s such an arsehole for having a bauble for that Natalie girl. The way he uses her death for attention is sickening. He admitted he didn’t speak to her for a year before she died, over a fight that was his fault! Imagine then using her for your own social media following. It’s so immoral.

Also, who the fuck is Betty?

He’s got some brass neck oan him.