Cleaning with Mario #48 Doop parfoom and dodgy diffuser. Mazda hen you're such a loser.

[SuzyE]

I looked at a couple of Christmas mugs in Wilkos the other day. They were £3 each, but I smiled at them and thought...we have enough mugs I don't need them and I spent time in lockdown clealeing out clutter...in a few months they will just be clutter.
He is beyond wasteful and it is allllllll to impress his followers!

That's what I'm doing now. I think " Do you REALLY need it".
He's an idiot!

 

[Step-by-step]

Surely that didn’t take five hours? Looks like shite!

Five minutes ma lovelies, he cannae count, so aye! You do you, mwah

 

[They See Me Trolling...]

Did he stick the candy canes on the candles himself or did I make that up? My head melts trying to process what this parody does on a daily basis.

Yeah he did. It’s piss easy, you just draw or print on baking paper and wrap it round the candle and put the hairdryer on it and it transfers. I reckon he’ll redo them the right way round and then pretend he hasn’t swapped them lol

 

[chickenlittle007]

How many more dots of the plastic tissue box diffuser are we gonna be treatit to on this day of dawn? Has anyone actually bought it or did Hannah think it was so shit she just gave them away? Crabbit the day and no intention of going back tae ma ain lane. So aye!


Hi Mario hen

not mario at all,just think that it's a big achievement! Who wouldn't want their own range.

Proud of what, exactly? The diffusers are bulk bought from AliExpress for under £10 each. Neither he, nor Hannah have designed anything. I assume he's proud of ripping off the gullible, and tbh that's their fault for being taken in by a typical insta small business.

I personally don't think that's the case at all! Small business have had an increase their prices,its the same everywhere.

 

[Kat__lax]

Me Me Me Me Me. What a complete cunt.

After his extended comma, he’s given up using them. FFS!!!!

 

[DollyTheLamb]

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Oh Candy Cane Lame, Oh Candy Cane Lame why do you need two trees??

That’ll be 3 trees ma lovlie so aye!!!!!!!!

 

[maeve87]

Marlon clearly wears the pants in that relationship. I don’t think Derek will get much of a say, he seems too soft and probably just wants an easy life so goes along with it.

There’s just no way he’ll find space for all that tat in the living room. It’ll be trial and error all week and whatever doesn’t make the cut will probably get binned. Aw for some insta validation what a sad wee life. I’m looking forward to seeing it though it’ll be a good laugh ma lovelies and even funnier when he comes down from the high after the big reveal and is aw depressed n crabbit. I have questions like where’s the table going when the tree is up? In the close maybe? Who knows lovelies it’s a mystery. Oh and that’s onions on the pizza

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Just been speed reading thread 14, hahahaha.

 

[Step-by-step]

Mates support mates, so aye

You ain’t got mates ya muppet, ur very cat hates you!

I’m reversing back in ma ain lane, blinded with the candy cane lane

 

[Poptart]

What's he exhausted with? Putting up his Christmas tree? I'm assuming given the amount of reposts from his lovelies today that he hasn't been at work. Walloper. Crabbit!!!!

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Can anyone get the 'ma page ma rhools' voice, and put it on a wee video of him?

 

[Henny Penny]

11 dots dedicated to another panning around the round -‘night time version’

 

[Step-by-step]

🧑‍it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas bonfire night

clutching ma beak here ma lovelie, one wee spark & up the whole show would go with a whiff

Happy Autumn to youse aw for I’m nae anywhere ready for Winter, can someone make him STOP please

 

[other things online]

And yet it’ll aw be ripped doon on boxing day at 5am right at the peak of Christmas, just like last year. I’ll forever chant you on Marlon because you entertain me like no other n so forth so aye

this
whilst everyone’s still tucked away in bed , or like maz ‘ still on the sesh’ no one can think of anything Worse then getting rid of Christmas decs on a Boxing Day... Jesus bet the crack heads downstairs love him. Poor Derrick, I actually feel really sorry for him

 

[I wud like sum tea]

Fag ash lil getting her tuppence worth in…bet she’s not bought it though

 

[MaidMarion]

Oot my lane to ask, did he gift Lee Sherrington any of his rip off tat? She's always chanting him on, leaving comments saying how nice things are, I'm pretty sure she thinks same as us and its just tat, but I can't recall seeing a repost on his stories apart from his fellow skanks just curious

 

[Vancey]

Sounds like he's peaked, and just starting the slide down into darkness and bitterness.

He should start with his english language teacher

 

[Lady Bug]

Surely to God he won't be able to put up with all that tat and clutter for the next 7 weeks. I love Christmas but I wait til December as I just think having it up so long dilutes the joy of the season. Crikey I sound like my mum

Never mind him what about Deek and Rayn?? I reckon a deal was struck and Deek only allowed Mario put the Xmas tat up if he took the Halloween shit down. That way him n Rayn had a few days of living in a normal environment.

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Same my lovelie. That knot makes me CRABBIT

Am glad it’s no jist wee classless me then looks like something wee rayn coughed up sat oan the bed.

 

[Blanche Hunt]

see I wouldn’t mind if Mario decided to go kitsch and had some humour about the decoration. Instead it’s just cluttered shite.

It’s aw jist trying too hard tae impress. As much as ah loathe it aw, ad rather he did something different like tinsel and tackiness anaw.