Cleaning with Mario #48 Doop parfoom and dodgy diffuser. Mazda hen you're such a loser.

[laynelo_]

aw maw gawd it actually is

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The way his is actually bigger. Terrifying

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Don’t think I’m allowed to say the name it starts with life and has a number

Don't see why not, he's blocking friends, that's relevant. He probably thinks he's blocked a tattler.

 

[DramaQueen79]

I've seen some sights this Halloween, but what the fuck has he come as?

He cant be serious?! Those eyebrows!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dear lord!!!

 

[I wud like sum tea]

I’m done…David from the cat piss cottage has purchased his tat…I bloody love that account think I’ll need to lie in a dark room to get over this

 

[Freefalling]

Wonder how many 'tissue box' diffusers sold yesterday shocked we haven't heard v much about it today. Plus why no trip to Edinburgh?

Its on until the end of Nov so we have that journey ahead lol

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

What the fuck is on that pizza?

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I think it's where you pluck a chest hair out. I think Marion plucked it from wee Dees tuppence, before they went, so Marion could get out of paying, because his wee purse has had a slamming.
Also I don't think Marion has IBS, I just think that when he finally has a bit of veg or salad, his body goes into mass shock and cannae cope, so fecal matter pours out.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

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He does not need encouraging to buy any more tat. Just because you have a candy cane 'theme' does not mean everything has to have a candy cane on it...and if you are slapping them on everything make sure they're the right way round! If he dresses up that poor cat as a candy cane I'm marching dooon to paisley and saving the poor wee mite.
His followers are just as deranged as him 'this is giving me lift' I like that phrase better than what it was meant to say mind so aye

It's the same as the grey thing, everything grey, no matter how laughable it looks. I'm surprised they don't have candy cane PJ's and bedding. Sigh.

 

[sammien89]

it’s absolutely ridiculous isn’t it? My Christmas mug was a gift (not more than a couple of quid but it holds memories) and it goes up the loft and comes back down every year in December! He’s a first class knob.

He got these as a freebie my lovelies cos he cheers on small businesses from the roof tops

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

I put 'I'm' before it ma lovelie

Not dissing the wee trees from wee Trasha, honestly hens, I was referring to wee Dobby View attachment 843568

I've never heard him say perils before, instead of pearls!

Awk so you were ma lovely, i didn’t see the I’m, too much going on between him waffling shite and him showing his shite. I haven’t it in me to read the subtitles too lovely, my bad, and il hear nae debates about it. Tons a love to ya, I Shouldn’t have swerved out ma lane so quick kisses xxx

 

[Doodlebug71]

Is that what they did to the wee Terry lad in Line of Duty?

Not watched it ma luvlee so cannae comment but am sure wan of ma luvlees can confirm so aye

 

[blocknroll]

If this is the best part oh the tree then ah beg tae differ about the ‘it looks incredible’ statement. That candy cane looks a riot. Ah feel like a broken record saying wains and school projects and so forth so ahll leave it at that. So aye. View attachment 847152

Did he give that candy cane a wee top up with tipp-ex?

 

[I wud like sum tea]

Those mugs are £14.95 each and £5.95 postage!
Total £35.85 for 2 mugs!!!!!!!!

*Will add to tally later, once I have got over the shock of spunking nearly £40 on two pretty basic mugs!

It says gifted so I’m assuming they didn’t pay for them? I don’t have seasonal mugs maybes I am the mug

 

[Sloppys]

I don’t know if I’m ready riddle boy, I’ve no fucking clue what you’re talking about.

But I can’t unsee how squint the label(?) is on whatever the fuck this is….

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I don’t think I’ll ever be ready for what wee Maz has in store for us

 

[maeve87]

That tat table is giving me anxiety just looking at it, it’s too much ma lovelies it’s overkill. What will table 2 bring? Won’t the tree block the view of table 2? Who knows what he has planned. Have yourself a tatty little Christmas Marion

 

[Kat__lax]

My fave is when he bought three body mists, for his face.

I am seriously clutching ma beak here
WHEN WAS THIS? I need to relive this moment, please can you provide any further details.
SpRITz sPrITz!!!!!!!

 

[Blanche Hunt]

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE DISASTER IS MARION. THAT WILL PUT A SMILE OAN MA FACE MORE THAN A SODDING CRIMBOB TREE MA HEN.

Unless that tree fell through the flair onto the junkies below then ah think we’re in for a letdown. That being said, they agree that the candy canes are backwards and wid fix it fur him.

 

[other things online]

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He wiz FUMMING that day ma lovelie!

 

[Philimena cunk]

Yeah this is the one. She’s fucking mental! I wonder if Moira gifted her a Hellraiser box?

Hellraiser....

 

[Kat__lax]

Jesus take the wheel……. What have I missed??

 

[Poptart]

Can't wait to see these

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He's already modelled his pair for us. It was a sight to behold.