There would be no way I'd be plugging an AliExpress special into my mains, especially amongst all the tat and chemical hoarding! Just more crap into the atmosphere and that poor cat's lungs!
Cleaning with Mario #47 Candy cane Mario you’re insane you even want to have a wean...so aye
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Cracks me up every time he says ‘this app’ 
Can't cope with his mangled stories. It's embarrassing and so unnecessary, you'd think for business stuff he'd spell check it.
I actually am embarrassed for AMA in that first sentence, the person Sw sing it could be dyslexic and the response is it’s diffuser, wow!!! Like Marlon can spell, wonder if oor Hannah corrects him!
Honestly watched his dots a few times and loling 
he thinks he's has genuinely done something incredible, when in reality its a rip off oil, mixed with a cheap base in shite packaging. Hannah is taking the piss out of him, shes made a killing from this today.
More fool anyone who thinks the fugly diffuser is worth £45, it looks like a tissue box my mum thought was bougee in the 90's.
Aww Mazda hen, give ma heid peace
he thinks he's has genuinely done something incredible, when in reality its a rip off oil, mixed with a cheap base in shite packaging. Hannah is taking the piss out of him, shes made a killing from this today.More fool anyone who thinks the fugly diffuser is worth £45, it looks like a tissue box my mum thought was bougee in the 90's.
Aww Mazda hen, give ma heid peace
What does a "Mario" smell like? A fish supper that's been seasoned with lenor and zoflora? The world has gone mad 
No hen, a fish supper that's been in the wheelie bin a few daysWhat does a "Mario" smell like? A fish supper that's been seasoned with lenor and zoflora? The world has gone mad
Then eaten and farted out at speedNo hen, a fish supper that's been in the wheelie bin a few days
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Doop parfoom and dodgy diffuser.... Mazda hen you're such a loser.
Doop parfoom and dodgy diffuser.... Mazda hen you're such a loser.
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Overpriced diffuser from the cat abuser
Overpriced diffuser from the cat abuser
I'd upload this to trustpilot and any other review site that is used, that's a despicable reply for a professional business, such an angry little brat, I'm stunned a business replies to anyone like that. I hope Karma comes knocking for her.
and “this page”Cracks me up every time he says ‘this app’
oh the jurney oan his page
And a wee face mist of an IBS blast ma luvleeWhat does a "Mario" smell like? A fish supper that's been seasoned with lenor and zoflora? The world has gone mad
"I couldn't be happier with the new pieces added to my collection"
New pieces as if it's a collection of fine art or priceless antiques
New pieces as if it's a collection of fine art or priceless antiques
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Bumped Black Orchid fae Tom Ford tae earn his commission for his Candy Cane hoard
Bumped Black Orchid fae Tom Ford tae earn his commission for his Candy Cane hoard
Someone on the Becky holt thread said she probably smells like the smell you get when you open a packet of ham… so yeah. I reckon mario smells like that.What does a "Mario" smell like? A fish supper that's been seasoned with lenor and zoflora? The world has gone mad
Ham packet farts
I always imagine him smelling like washing that you’ve washed, but forgot to take out of the machine. That damp, musty smell
I imagine him to smell like tea, mothballs and nursing homes. I also imagine him to have a dirty bumhole, from all bum gravy he secretes.
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