Mario is full of more shyte than the London sewage system pass it on xo
Cleaning with Mario #47 Candy cane Mario you’re insane you even want to have a wean...so aye
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Not even 5.55 a.m and I've woke up with a hangover headache from hell after drinks with the girls last night, and what do l see, 545 friggin dots to catch up on 
I'll keep it short....Shove that £45 cube as far up your hoop as possible, Mario.
Anyone that buys that has "Sucker" stamped on their foreheed!.
I'm off back into ma lane to rehydrate
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I'll keep it short....Shove that £45 cube as far up your hoop as possible, Mario.
Anyone that buys that has "Sucker" stamped on their foreheed!.
I'm off back into ma lane to rehydrate
🧋
Here come the excuses why he’s not busy today like he claimed he would be when he took the autumn decs down 2 weeks ago
I still can't believe he did that
what a waste of time and money
Get that water down ya girl! You don’t want Mario lips. So ayeNot even 5.55 a.m and I've woke up with a hangover headache from hell after drinks with the girls last night, and what do l see, 545 friggin dots to catch up on
I'll keep it short....Shove that £45 cube as far up your hoop as possible, Mario.
Anyone that buys that has "Sucker" stamped on their foreheed!.
I'm off back into ma lane to rehydrate
I thought today would be dot dot dot taking us on a Beauty and the Beast journey to Edinburgh on the megabus, no, I'm not talking about him & Deek 
didn't he also book Miller & Carter? His annual 5 hours out. Hope its pissing with rain
didn't he also book Miller & Carter? His annual 5 hours out. Hope its pissing with rain
Drives me crazy, thick as tit, only books in his hoose are cereal boxes covered in plastic, and Mrs Hinch's masterpiece.
I'm not sure if it's just me, but I'm not seeing any of his videos, just stories. Also has all his highlight stories gone too?
Ma lovelie, they are still there unfortunately
I went on a bougee trip to Blackpool yesterday and I was thinking about MAZ on this dayn of dawn 
His minions orders have started arriving
Howling, numpty nuts has just reshared one of his huns saying how proud she is of his release 
gutted im heading out today, todays gonna be a humdinger
gutted im heading out today, todays gonna be a humdinger 
Bad stomach so first place he heads is McDonalds. Sure Mario.
Given how quick the orders were shipped makes me think there weren’t many orders…
You always look like a bag of tit babes so no one will bat an eye lid. Tonsalove xxx
You always look like a bag of tit babes so no one will bat an eye lid. Tonsalove xxx
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There's about 7 orders on his stories so probably just enough commission for a happy meal.
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Cheeky bleep...Hello ma lovelies! Any of yous small businesses fancy #gifting me some chocolate to eat in 2 months time? After all I am the patron Saint of small businesses and would love to tag you in my story. I've singlehandedly saved businesses during covid, let me help you too
He always looks like a dodgy Brazilian ****** to me...
With all the cheap shyte smells, deeks blunts and chemicals, the poor cat will morph into that three headed dog from Harry potter, and rip that shithead apart ... hopefully..
And the curtains..
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