Cleaning with Mario #47 Candy cane Mario you’re insane you even want to have a wean...so aye

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Hello ma lovelies. A new shiny thread to come back to. Youse are spoiling us, na debates. I came oot of ma laine and had a few days in London and did actually think about Mazda a little bit. Namely that he would shit himself on the underground and the crowds in Leicester Square/Covent Garden etc would be too much for his basic bitch nature, but he would have many a tale with lots of beak clutching for his menopausal mafia. #hesonlybeentoblackpool Mwah mwah
 
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Oh ma lovelies, I’ve been oot all weekend livin life as it should be and missed this new bespoke thread. I’ve just caught up and no word of a lie: I’ve been clutching ma beak with tears streaming down my face at youse all!

So much so that my maw (who’s staying with me for a few days ) came running through to check on me cos she thought I was crying.
 
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WTAF is that
Just shown this to Mr Noseybonk to gauge his reaction to this ‘Sunday lunch” - reaction 1 to pic “Dirty bastards”. Reaction 2 to pic “I bet its that dickhead with the annoying voice and big nose you watch. Me innocently “who?” Mr Noseybonk “you know ermm….. Marigold” . I am deed
 
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Mariogold. I love it
 
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He was being cryptic, I've never trusted him, never liked him etc. Then it came out his sister and her man had a problem, his dick fell into someone else. Now he's round there like he never said anything.
His dick fell into someone else Jesus how much of a bucket fanny do these women have
 
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Oh ma lovelies is that spam done in the air fryer on that plate . Is that a bespoke delicacy doon the shire.... Mwah mwah mwah mwah
 
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Omg, he no audience really.. The 35 people who bought the hobbycraft sleigh, krystals cupcake page and now this sad increase amount. I bet he promised this woman he'd make her a millionaire. I bet she bulk bought sweets from ebay, for the masses of lovelies she'd thought would come. I'd go as far as saying tattlers are the only ones viewing his stories!
 
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I never thought I'd see a meal that disgusted me so much I'd rather eat his stovies but here we are.
 
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