I think she just hates him.Does crystal chandelier not make cakes…surely she can make a decent dinner or at least make it look presentable
Cleaning with Mario #47 Candy cane Mario you’re insane you even want to have a wean...so aye
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The facial expressions this cat pulls are brilliant 
I can smell the "duck off or I'll tit in your slipper" from here 
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Not if you want rid of your guests quicklyDoes crystal chandelier not make cakes…surely she can make a decent dinner or at least make it look presentable
You tell him baby girl!...
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Someone call the funeral directors. I’m dead
The kind of meal you cook for someone when you dont want them to ever accept a dinner invitation again
Hello ma lovelies. A new shiny thread to come back to. Youse are spoiling us, na debates. I came oot of ma laine and had a few days in London and did actually think about Mazda a little bit. Namely that he would tit himself on the underground and the crowds in Leicester Square/Covent Garden etc would be too much for his basic witch nature, but he would have many a tale with lots of beak clutching for his menopausal mafia. #hesonlybeentoblackpool 
Mwah mwah 
Mwah mwah Obvs outstayed their welcome….
Oh ma lovelies, I’ve been oot all weekend livin life as it should be and missed this new bespoke thread. I’ve just caught up and no word of a lie: I’ve been clutching ma beak with tears streaming down my face at youse all!
So much so that my maw (who’s staying with me for a few days
) came running through to check on me cos she thought I was crying.
So much so that my maw (who’s staying with me for a few days
) came running through to check on me cos she thought I was crying.
This cat is utterly depressed.
Just shown this to Mr Noseybonk to gauge his reaction to this ‘Sunday lunch” - reaction 1 to pic “Dirty bastards”. Reaction 2 to pic “I bet its that head with the annoying voice and big nose you watch. Me innocently “who?” Mr Noseybonk “you know ermm….. Marigold”
. I am deed 
Mariogold. I love itJust shown this to Mr Noseybonk to gauge his reaction to this ‘Sunday lunch” - reaction 1 to pic “Dirty bastards”. Reaction 2 to pic “I bet its that head with the annoying voice and big nose you watch. Me innocently “who?” Mr Noseybonk “you know ermm….. Marigold”
so aye, gorg 
His dick fell into someone else
Jesus how much of a bucket fanny do these women have
Oh ma lovelies is that spam done in the air fryer on that plate 
. Is that a bespoke delicacy doon the shire.... Mwah mwah mwah mwah 
. Is that a bespoke delicacy doon the shire.... Mwah mwah mwah mwah Omg, he no audience really.. The 35 people who bought the hobbycraft sleigh, krystals cupcake page and now this sad increase amount. I bet he promised this woman he'd make her a millionaire. I bet she bulk bought sweets from ebay, for the masses of lovelies she'd thought would come. I'd go as far as saying tattlers are the only ones viewing his stories!
I’d fake sudden illness if that meal was put in front of me 
It’s not even proper gravy. It’s like an oxo cube in waterThe cheese sauce mixing with the watery gravy
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