Cleaning with Mario #47 Candy cane Mario you’re insane you even want to have a wean...so aye

[Step-by-step]

Thoughts are very much with Deek’s grandpa

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

It’ll be next to those decal pasta glass things he got

Oh yeah, behind the disco ball glasses and underneath the discarded framed photo with matching cushion cover of him and Derek

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

Derek when he sees the bags and bags of tit Christmas decorations.
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I have laughed way too much at this

 

[Skyflier6727]

Thoughts are very much with Deek’s grandpa

Poor old man. As if nearly related to Marion by marriage isn’t bad enough he has to eat soup made my him too. #SaveGrandpaDeek.

 

[Babybail93]

Poor old man. As if nearly related to Marion by marriage isn’t bad enough he has to eat soup made my him too. #SaveGrandpaDeek.

I imagine he is really patronising around old people. Like proper talks to them like they’re thick as tit

 

[Step-by-step]

I imagine he is really patronising around old people. Like proper talks to them like they’re thick as tit

#bleep - ain’t he.
poor wee grandpa, Deek & Rayn

 

[twilightgarden]

#PrayForDeeksGrandpa
Let’s hope it makes it through the sodium hell that is Marion’s soup

 

[Babybail93]

He’s at his sisters now. The tv in her wall fits even worse that Marion’s!

 

[Blanche Hunt]

#PrayForDeeksGrandpa
Let’s hope it makes it through the sodium hell that is Marion’s soup

He could always soak his dentures in the sodium soup and gie them a gid clean.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Deeks grandpa is going to suffer severe dehydration, with the 2kg of salt water. Marions probably having dinner at his sisters house, to get out of cooking again. I bet he's never used the oven at all. Little bastard.

 

[Alistess]

duck sake ma first ever thread sujjestion sit doon and get some class hens criss joos and lethal apreols nae cheese oan ma boards the night luvlees ...back in her lanes fur the ride of her lifes luvlees

Am in Majorca smelling the wealth but sending youse awe holiday criss and my kind of joos.
Tonsa luv

 

[Sloppys]

Am in Majorca smelling the wealth but sending youse awe holiday criss and my kind of joos.
Tonsa luv

Have they got that though?

 

[Jerry Garcia]

Derek when he sees the bags and bags of tit Christmas decorations.
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Aw Dawn, ma talented lovelie, could you possibly make wee Rayn sing that with your bespoke talent? Mwah mwah mwah from scaldy crusty white chapped lips !

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Aw Dawn, ma talented lovelie, could you possibly make wee Rayn sing that with your bespoke talent? Mwah mwah mwah from scaldy crusty white chapped lips !

If you like piña colada

 

[Blanche Hunt]

If you like piña colada
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The Scottish version of Andra Lloyd Webber’s Cats

 

[Dawn Dayn]

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Lovelies, ah saw this post on Facebook just there and it made me think of Marion - ah ken Paisley isnay Glesga tae clarify. There are ah load of comments saying folk either huv their trees up or are putting it up soon. So anyways, ah thought ah best apologise tae oor Marion publicly since ah thought he was on the windup saying folk he kens have their trees up and so forth. So aye. Mad bastards though.

 

[Dove88]

Has that meal been regurgitated?

 

[Coolblondie]

WTAF is that

 

[Blanche Hunt]

WTAF is that

Food poisoning ma lovelie