His Stolen Dakota slipper boots at that.
Cleaning with Mario #47 Candy cane Mario you’re insane you even want to have a wean...so aye
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Welcome back from your comma. Who else remember the beauty fridge? The nightly tappity skin care regime? The face most fiasco? So many memories
Reversing at 60mph back tae when everyone was talking aboot him intae the next season before the other season was over.. anyway when people were talking about him being paisleys answer to turtlecreeklane.. I decided to follow her 
an i thought he’s forgotten about thanksgiving she’s called it ‘hallowthankmas’ all three holidays rolls into one , like wtf, so many teeth.. but it’s maybe something he could roll with .. set a new trend ‘autumass ’ skipping Halloween because as we know he hates Halloween, despite his house being full of pumpkins.. anyways hope there’s no cameras aboot because I’m about to zoom well past and get back into my lane
an i thought he’s forgotten about thanksgiving she’s called it ‘hallowthankmas’ all three holidays rolls into one , like wtf, so many teeth.. but it’s maybe something he could roll with .. set a new trend ‘autumass ’ skipping Halloween because as we know he hates Halloween, despite his house being full of pumpkins.. anyways hope there’s no cameras aboot because I’m about to zoom well past and get back into my lane
Or the rats are back
It’s like he doesn’t care what he is buying, he just HAS to be buying something. It’s a sad little existence. I’ve seen Insta huns with a third of his followers who make a good wage from it. The fact he has over 100,000 and still makes nothing from it, bar the odd freebie, is pathetic. Why bother? It just shows he is too stupid to monetise itThe brush cleaner tho...the bleeping brush cleaner. I can't even
All these insta "cleaning" accounts are terrible cleaners. All because they're Saint sopha uses zophlora they use it for everything. But it's a disinfectant not a cleaner, it doesn't clean your kitchen worktops Mario, it disinfects them. The clue is in the name. There is a big difference in cleaning and disinfecting. For example, let's say you are cleaning a babies nappy and get poo over your hand, do you go wash your hands with soap and water or just have a wee spritz of alcohol gel? Obviously you wash them with soap and water. Same applies to cleaning your kitchen. There's a free tip for you Mario. Although your so illiterate you probably have no notion what I've just said 
Derek when he sees the bags and bags of tit Christmas decorations.
Am fascinated wae Turtle Creek Lane. Don’t get me wrong ah think the wummin is batshit crazy and ave nae idea how they can live with all that shite everywhere but ah can’t help but watch it. She keeps her Christmas trees up and redecorates them in a Valentines theme, which ah kinda want oor Marion to copy this year just for mair tat.Reversing at 60mph back tae when everyone was talking aboot him intae the next season before the other season was over.. anyway when people were talking about him being paisleys answer to turtlecreeklane.. I decided to follow her
Catching up on his stories and pishin masel at “Dunellum” I forgot he couldn’t pronounce it. What a fanny.
His latest stories are weird, his voice is like nails on a chalkboard! So embarrassing. Claire and Andrew don’t give a duck about you Marion
His latest stories are weird, his voice is like nails on a chalkboard! So embarrassing. Claire and Andrew don’t give a duck about you Marion
That fridge will be stuffed under his bed with his bespoke beauty regimen rotting away in it
What we thinking ma lovelies? A wee bespoke early Xmas present for our mazza. X
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Santa will be falling thru the gap in his media wall ma luvlee oan to the flair
Saw this on insta and it took all my willpower not to tag oor Moira. So aye
Castlevicchi toilets ma luvlee
Discovered a fabulous name from another thread which will suit oor Marion to the ground
WHOMPERCUNT!
Fab innit???
WHOMPERCUNT!
Fab innit???
So the only times he's cooked this week have been bowls of slop from the lash-it-all-in-and-turn-it-on soup maker. Lazy bleep! Bet Derek's grandad can't stand him.
Abzalootley crying at this!
It has really tickled me
It’ll be next to those decal pasta glass things he got
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