Cleaning with Mario #46 Xmas PJs smell the wealth, our very own Mario elf on the shelf

[Dawn Dayn]

Mario could do a bit of modelling too, adverts for his bespoke scent.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

I've swapped his face with Lawrence Llewellyn Bellend. Feel ill.

Just choked on a wee criss!

Perhaps Mario could do documentaries, like Ross Kemp. Wtaf have I done.

Omfg that's the best ever!!!

 

[YouOkHunx]

It's not "obvs" it's AVA Mazda when you have about 27 different candle brands in that postage stamp

 

[Vancey]

Points out one spelling mistake. Ignores the other three and the countless grammatical errors.
Oh Mazda…

Never lies Exactly how do Sky make custom

 

[Turmeric123]

I think he knows fine well everyone’s promoting sky and he’s just angry that he’s not getting any of the action so instead of trying to be a “normal” influencer he’s slating sky hoping they will cut him a deal.. which they won’t! I doubt he actually pays £120 for it another lie from him. He’s just looking for someone to give him a good offer, the fact he would go nuts if he was paying yet is quite happy for d to pay it says it all about him. Sorry I’ll go back to lurking now

Welcome and don't leave so soon

 

[Skyflier6727]

Get the mega bus booked hen. I’ll meet you aff the bus. Make sure you don’t fall asleep in just yer vest on the bus.

Actually clutching my beak!!!!!

 

[Philimena cunk]

She needs to sit down and get some class. He wouldn’t drink that…our wee Maz only drinks lethal aperoll don’t you know

I was gonna write something really crude here but i have decided to be better than that

Perhaps he's a stunt double for Stephen Bears bids ...

 

[Anti-influencer]

Cream puff ma lovely!! Nae debates

Oh fuck whit a mistake that wis a made there. Affronted!! Crabbit!

 

[Alansbigplate]

This was his last tweet ma lovelie View attachment 794444


He has a wee tea towel wrapped around him, he's all cozy.

Ooh no I just cannae see him as a Maz

 

[Philimena cunk]

My highlight is Mazdas Scrooge like gift giving, yet expects extravagant gifts from others. I remember he bought his mum £5 stripper shoes , and bought wee Deek a personalised PlayStation controller, which eagle eyed trolls on here worked out was a £1.99 sticker that goes onto your existing controller.
He bragged about receiving Gucci trainers and a belt, but the trainers looked suss and were never found on their website .
Then he is oot at the shops on Boxing Day or 27th to “treat Masel”. Sorry if others have said all this ma lovely, I haven’t caught up yet.

Tight little fucker isn't he.

 

[SuzyE]

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Love this!

 

[SuzyE]

Proper Fagin hook nose isn’t it? you’ve got to pick a pocket or two!

He could pick pickles oot the jar with that beak

I bet he uses those fibres men put in their hair to thicken it.
My friends son uses it, and it's amazing stuff.

 

[Doodlebug71]

This is where the majority of his crap goes.
Honestly, that beds going to drop through the flairs one of these days! View attachment 803922

At the rate of his spending on tat his cock nose will be going thru the roof ma luvlees

 

[SuzyE]

Narrator : the answers were wrong.

You're a funny bugger you

 

[Vancey]

Im not believing for a second 36 baubles were £10, he's on the wind up

I found the same brand on Amazon (only difference were the gold bits at the top rather than silver. £7 approx for 6.
Then again, if he got them discounted it’s because they look like ping pong balls
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That's why he has zero trace of them. No company name, email, receipt or charge to his bank. He is one mad bastard, head full of shite

 

[Noseycow2020]

Ooh she’s up early the day. Must of shit the bed. So aye.

Where is he going for breakfast? It’ll either be a weatherspoons or that cafe he always goes to. Boring. As. Fuck.

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Peely Wally sausages for two please

 

[ChubClubThug]

Mario or your nan?

What the fuck are thoseeeeee

Boudoir edition gollum

 

[menopausalmargrit]

She has spoken. Simmer down Simon Cowell! I hope he does a look sync video to it.

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With high kicks and tattie hearts!!

 

[ChubClubThug]

Omg. So it does what a cunt. That’s just normal levels of sales. I cringe so hard for him! Do you think he really believes his own bullshit?

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Hobbycraft are a nightmare with their online stock they always sell out of stuff he's not special

 

[Freefalling]

Absolutely in bulk howling at you lovelies today