Cleaning with Mario #46 Xmas PJs smell the wealth, our very own Mario elf on the shelf

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Alansbigplate

Alansbigplate

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hopethishelpsallthebest said:
Hello ma lovelies, I'm on myself a little wee candy cane jurney, let me tell you that, in this dayn of dawn, there'll be nae debates on ma page, I'll have crissmus in autumn and so forth, so stay in yer ain laine, cos I pay fuhl rhent ma lovelie. Ah treatit masel to this gawjus bespoke suit, so take a seat and get some class, so aye. Youse is all jelouse. View attachment 803451
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Them sleeves look a bit Lang wor maz likes a cool wrist journee so aye
 
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SuzyE

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Popper said:
He says constantly “he neeeds a night oot” so what’s stopping him? Go out then you daft hobbit!
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That's just what I've come to say.
If he had some real friends in his life instead of virtual or other influencers, because l can only think Derek can't be arsed to go out unless it's to that cafe for fish and chips 🙄
 
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Tinkerbell cat

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HulaHannah said:
He actually did time it against his GHD one. 2.5 mins for GHD one, 19 seconds for Dyson with loads of heat protection products purchased too (and a whole 3 minutes just leaving it to the air no doubt).

Cleaning with Mario #33 Mario n’ Covid sitting in a tree, 1000’s dead but he's debt free

Jesus the amount of products is so over the top. Does he not realise one you open a scent / perfume it's only got a certain shelf life and goes off after a couple of years, there must be about 50 bottles there. Maybe use that up first Marion before you get on the latest craze of a body spray and...
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A whole 2.5 mins with the GHD one? That’s no time at all, He is honestly tapped 😂
 
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Step-by-step said:
I doubt D barely knows where he’s at most of the time, does he even know Mazza at all, bless his wee cute soul🥰
He’s baked to FUCK 24/7 & I don’t blame him one bit 😂🙈
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It's called survival, so good on him🤣
Wouldn't you love him to go out one night and bring a crowd of lads back for a beer
 
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Clovis

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Ok, so it should've been "their new release".

And I thought using "youse" interchangeably for "you" and "use" was bad.
 
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Cleanayr

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Babybail93 said:
We think the demolition was called off hen. All they’re doing now is painting the outside and washing the widnaes. He knows he is stuck in that shit hole until he comes out in his ply wood box. His dreams of 2 external doors have been shattered! So aye
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Even more reason to save like mad 🤣
 
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Kaydeelaydee

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Henny Penny said:
Ok so I’m not cleaner ( it’s not ma Joab!!) but surely you don’t mop a bathroom FIRST then go on to mop the rest of the house with the same mop! 😳🤢
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Ooooo, this could spark a debate, nae debates 😀😀

I use the same mop, but change the water between rooms. Never use huge amounts of water in my bucket for this reason.

Would've been more acceptable if he'd run the flash mop over the bathroom after doing his high footfall hall then back over with the spin mop in the bathroom after doing the kitchen.

However you do yours, his method is eeeewwww :sick:
 
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