Cleaning with Mario #46 Xmas PJs smell the wealth, our very own Mario elf on the shelf

[Freefalling]

Autumn £363.30 + Christmas £203.93= £567.23

Autumn £363.30 + Christmas £271.43= £627.23
+ £7.50 postage = £634.73
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Im not believing for a second 36 baubles were £10, he's on the wind up

 

[Dusky pink]

I usually fall asleep in a vest and wake up with a tit hanging out I need to get some class and start living life as it should be lived

Im dead

 

[Vancey]

I always assume that when Mario is in a coma, that he's had a huge row with Derek. Derek can't be completely oblivious to the tat delivered or bought every single week, he works hard while Mario fannys around like he's won the lottery. Whatever money they saved, or paid off their credit cards, during lockdown has been wiped out. They're both in precarious jobs, where they live is only heading further downhill.

Surely he must have something to say about the shit show he's living in

 

[TooFarScone]

Not even 9pm and he's away to bed shattered

On a Friday! What a wuss!

 

[twilightgarden]

He looks dead the eyes are yet to closeand that mug is gonna drown the mushroom so aye, am away

I’m dead after reading that tea! Spat oot! decked!

 

[Doodlebug71]

Not even 9pm and he's away to bed shattered

Fucking auld spinster amongst other things ma luvlee...so aye

 

[Noseybonk]

Im not slaggging out freiends across the pond but Jesus Christ they have a lot to answer for! Pumpkins, Halloween being bigger than Xmas over her now, gender reveals

What hat hell does that mean? Do these fools never read it back before they post? I think he is the long lost brother of that other simpleton Kate Hayes Makeup

@Cady1954 imagine Marion and Mez on the dance floor.

Whoever sold them their sky package must've been laughing when wee Deek ordered it, £120 while he's in contract? They saw him coming.

I don’t think wee Deek saw them though. He just sees magic dragons and rainbows

 

[Step-by-step]

Am crossing ma strangler fingers that wee derek does a 1-2 1-2 Deek here wee Instagram takeover again ma lovelies it was the highlight of ma sad little life although he’s a lot on already dealin with the oot box

Dead

The oot box, inbox & also the blocking of the undesirables

 

[Skyflier6727]

Cunt.
I did it for you ma lovelie

Thank you my lovely. I knew I could count on one of you

 

[Dawn Dayn]

You mean a wide on ma lovelie

Nooooooooooooo
Shove a up it.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

I actually have envy today!! I wish my hooose was that clean. I know it's a house of tat ready to fall in on the pair of them but it's fecking spotless. My kids just wreck ours so I've given up. I hope Rayn pisses all over!!

It’s just a filter babes.

 

[Shrekssister]

I beg you, you wee scrotum, put some fucking carmex on your chops, you absolute dried up, crusty, old lady prune. View attachment 799389

Me lying in bed scrolling past everyone and their granny's sky ads this week

 

[twilightgarden]

Where to start on that third picture?!.
The nose.
The state of his chewed bottom lip.
And where's the rest of his facial hair on his chin?!.

He's a friggin clip!

Deek makes up for manky Maz

 

[blocknroll]

Get in the fucking bin!

Is he name no spelled with a big K? Back in ma aine laine noo.

 

[Cagayu]

Cream puff ma lovely!! Nae debates

He’s more of a lemon puff

 

[Johnnoijones]

What are his talents? Did I miss something?

Sisters cakes are so basic. Suppose it runs in the family.

Being basic runs in the family

 

[other things online]

You mean a wide on ma lovelie

A thought this term was made up by my friend when a wiz a teenager, I’m 34

 

[twilightgarden]

Hello ma lovelies, I'll have youse all know, she's back with a bang and by god she never let us down. I shall be playing this song in every wee bit of my stories, so take a seat and get some class. Mae page, mae rhools, nae debates about that. View attachment 811468

Omg hen you’ve really come through with your bespokely made to order image! Mwah

 

[michf74]

Maybe he has opened the wardrobe and all the tat of the day he hoards has fallen on top of him ma lovely? here's hoping

It's been a while since I read the wiki thing with all his golden moments, I am deceased at him calling an Akita dog, a Nikita dog I missed that journey but I am picturing it, took my all to not burst out laughing in work here, clutching ma beak all the same, doing a 3 point turn back into my own hens, tons a love x

watch for laughs on his highlights and its at the end, you will not be dissappointed

 

[Step-by-step]

#TalentedTURD