Cleaning with Mario #46 Xmas PJs smell the wealth, our very own Mario elf on the shelf

[Fleurloz]

I see he’s just dying to be noticed by Gemma Louise Miles. Subtle hints here and there and now just. Full on NOTICE ME!!!!!

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Tight little fucker isn't he.

unless he’s buying useless shite for the tat palace.

 

[SuzyE]

That last post is him clearly begging for what Sky are giving away to influencers today Mario, Sky wouldn’t give you the shit off their shoe for free because you’re a nobody with a wee cleaning account with bought followers such a wee fud, always wanting in on the action. Take the hint you’re a nobody you wee turd

I'm pleased you've explained it, because l tried 4 times to try and work his post out.....So on that note, I'm going to piss myself laughing

 

[SuzyE]

Do you think he leaves milk, cookies and a carrot out on Christmas Eve? I bet he’s does!

It got me thinking as well, so l wouldn't put it past him

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Offered to present a TV show! He must be sat in that flat full of morphine!!!

He'd be like a Scottish Harry Hill.

 

[SuzyE]

Ma lovely, he said he’s working overtime (32mins) this week so will nae have time to get onte the gram. So aye

Oh l forgot about that.
The jessy will be wanting to post how he's shattered but can't

 

[Caughtredhanded]

A sare neck? My arse!! He’s in a bespoke wee huff.

Cream puff ma lovely!! Nae debates

 

[Step-by-step]

Anyone living in Paisley, care to do a welfare check? I'm concerned that water, has burst through the bespoke panelling and our poor fair maiden is trapped.View attachment 806192

Can we contact the Polis, see that’s his joab, Instagram aka the app isnae his joab, my guess is he’s knee deep in candy cane shite using his talents for the big Christmas reveal…he’s keeping us all in suspense

 

[Alansbigplate]

No touching yourself looking at my Avi ma lovelie, the baby Jesus can see you.

ooooh detty bastid

 

[Dawn Dayn]

If he had a migraine he wouldn’t be able to look at his phone let alone make a video. He’s got a sore head because he’s dehydrated, his fucking lips confirm that.

He's checked his bank balance.

 

[MaidMarion]

I see he’s just dying to be noticed by Gemma Louise Miles. Subtle hints here and there and now just. Full on NOTICE ME!!!!!

Yup he sure is, I noticed she was reposting to her stories people that were watching her on TV then 10 mins if that later he posted his story, obviously hoping he'd be storied too, but nope he'll be fuuuuuuumiiiiiinnnn!!!!!!

 

[Popper]

“How were spending our Saturday night” he’s so illiterate it’s worrying. How does he hold down a job with such little basic English language skills?

 

[SuzyE]

He's baaaaaack!!

 

[SuzyE]

I thought he was doing traditional red and white white there Christmad, there appear to be green baubles...

He got all the traditional colours in before Christmas had even started last year, so it looks like he's changed it again.
He's a tit!

 

[Dawn Dayn]

More crap he doesn't need. Sigh.

 

[Cagayu]

Yup. I'm a metal head and even I'd quite happily listen to her sing the proverbial phone book.

The downside of an artist that transcends personal musical preferences is they'll be found in the lanes of knobheads like Mario.

I'd like to see our favourite wee bawbag dae his flairs to a bit of Slayer. Or some dusting to Rammstein \m/ \m/

He’d definitely love the cock jizzing rammestein

 

[Cagayu]

Is naebody gonna talk about the voiles being 3 foot too long for the widnae?

It’s to make the room look bigger of course

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Mario the cleaning genius, decorating master. And gourmet chef.

 

[OhhBacon]

143k followers and only 300 of those followed his sister from his shout out. Influencer of the year imo

I meant to track that, was interested to see what impact his shout-out would have. 300 isn't a huge increase and how many actually live in the area to order from her? That's the problem with buying bots!

 

[Step-by-step]

Lifting the weight of a mattress regularly to dump more shite probably puts a lot of strain on neck muscles. That and trying to push past the kitchen door, or climb over everything to get around the bathroom

An assault course ma lovelie, similar to The Krypton Factor, much smaller scale obviously