Cleaning with Mario #46 Xmas PJs smell the wealth, our very own Mario elf on the shelf

[Babybail93]

Aye but remember hen he’s awny 2 ft big like summat off honey I shrunk the kids

Like a teeny little Borrower

 

[Dusky pink]

Sorry for your loss, my gran passed away this weekend and Tattle has been cheering me up no end.

So sorry fir your loss too. Heartbreaking isn't it stay strong lovely

 

[other things online]

That is one ugly cunt look how dry them lips are

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An it’s filtered tae fuck n still an ugly cunt

 

[Babybail93]

New thread ma lovelies

Cleaning with Mario #47 Candy cane Mario you’re insane you even want to have a wean...so aye

Only one thread suggestion on the last thread ma lovelies, by aw very aine hen @Doodlebug71 Not really much of a catch up to report. He’s still buying Christmas shite using Derek’s Vanquis credit card (APR 908%) He’s over his autumn decor now. Probably because he put it up in March...

tattle.life

 

[Shmebulock]

Swerving out of my ain lane to say, I think blush pink is actually “in” this year for Christmas

Actually laughed out loud at this.

 

[Poptart]

Your names got me clutching ma beak ma lovely, welcome and tonsa love

Me too

 

[menopausalmargrit]

His latest post - I can’t deal.

 

[I wud like sum tea]

Hen, he’s seen that nose in the mirror for the last 38 years and has done nothing aboot it, the hair is low on the list of priorities

Deeeeeeeeeeeeed……..

 

[BananaClub]

He's posted on Hinch's post about Stacey, so he's definitely in a huff

I’m blocked so can you tell me why he’s in a huff please????

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

To fit his elf feet in. I reckon he has a long foot with just one massive toe on the end of it. So aye

I think a bit of pee come out then

 

[Sloppys]

you are right lovely, it didn’t disappoint. I’m just raging that Nikita the Akita didn’t catch up with him him
Also, as I watched that highlight. I couldn’t stop thinking about his dyson that he uses on this head, he’s near bald, them 5 strands of hair would be dry 2 minds after getting out of the shower. View attachment 805591


Ah I posted I saw your post, similar post to you my love, good minds think alike, he’s absolutely delusional All I could think watching that highlight was he needs to go to turkey and get a hair transplant! Anyway, back in my own lane I go. Aye! Tons a love xx mwah mwah

He’d have enough money for one if he stopped buying all the shite he does

 

[Freefalling]

Our very own Sticky Vicky

Which orifice

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Random thought ma lovelies whilst I am still playing catch up….. when Marion dresses his hobbit hole like a school hall during harvest festival, or buys Willie wonka xmas decs with the spending power of a kardashian, do you think he justifies it with the little wee voice in his head that says….
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Can I come as his cupboard molesting mate Ma Rendall, complete with a comedy ginger wig and psychotic eyes

Are you in the gingers ma lovelie?

 

[Turmeric123]

Good morning ma lovlies. Sorry I have been having a comma for a few days as my beloved gran passed away.... ive just had a catch up and you have all cheered me up no end

So Mario, who doesn't read here has all of a sudden made a cleaning video?? If you can call it cleaning, wiping around things and hoovering around things instead of moving stuff out the way to hoover properly!!

LMAO at the thumb shaped heed comments. Did anyone notice his long toe nails??

Sorry for your loss

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Considering my tweet to Jack.

Next time instagram goes down, kill it off entirely.

Of course Jack couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding, the disgraceful hippy.

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