Cleaning with Mario #46 Xmas PJs smell the wealth, our very own Mario elf on the shelf

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

“Sometimes ye jes need tae take a step away Ma lovelies. Insta is only part of Ma life, it’s noat ma whole life or joab. I’ve been living life as it should be lived. Love how youse aww worry aboot me so aye”

Jesus christ, it's madness how that's pure Mario

 

[Cady1954]

That is one ugly cunt look how dry them lips are

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I actually like his eyebrows. Im thinking of getting mine microbladed so might use this as inspo

I’ve seen more hair on a barbers floor wtf!! He needs to accept the fact that he’s middle aged and thinning like fuck, imagine walking around with a barnet like that, I’d be black affronted. Move one of the hairs and we would be seeing scalp!!

Ha ha my ex late mother in law (??) used to say Im black affronted. She was from Bonnybridge. Blast from the past

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

That is one ugly cunt look how dry them lips are

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Fucking hame

 

[Philimena cunk]

Oh he will def be more baldy now, Prob clinging to his last 3 hairs with dear life. I won’t hold out for the Istanbul hair jurnee as he only travels on the bus to Edinburgh

Maybe he will find a bespoke toupee on eBay. Something like this? View attachment 805621

Someone might knit him one ..

 

[Gieyourselfashake]

Look through the Rayn highlight and it's sooo obvious how much she hates Mario but adores Derek

That cat hates him, fact! Poor Rayn, mad Mario putting his flash on when filming her, what a prick

 

[HulaHannah]

I'd have thought Daniel o donnell was more Marion's style anyway

Let's be honest, Mario just loves an IG trend much to his protests so of course he was going to be all over that like a rash with the others.

 

[SuzyE]

Where to start on that third picture?!.
The nose.
The state of his chewed bottom lip.
And where's the rest of his facial hair on his chin?!.

He's a friggin clip!

 

[Step-by-step]

I read this wrong the first time and thought you meant Moira getting tag teamed by Derek and all his stoner mates

Imagine her on a lazy Susan getting span around whilst they all take turns on it prolapse ma lovely

ROARING
Spat out coffee on my hoosecoat there
Bet ya Derek is a pro at teamTag,

 

[Turmeric123]

I cannot believe I missed the express cleaning journey myself and Mr T were on a wee boujee bespoke made to order for us weekend away
Clutching my beak catching up here - missed rhe egg journey too
And back to the Dyson am I mistaken or does he have the diffuser attachment too

Sorry for your loss, my gran passed away this weekend and Tattle has been cheering me up no end.

Sorry for your loss too

 

[YouOkHunx]

Points out one spelling mistake. Ignores the other three and the countless grammatical errors.
Oh Mazda…

Was thinking the same

 

[Turmeric123]

It took me a while to figure this one out. He means "refrained", right? I was looking for a bloody frame!

So, aye.

thank you I gave up trying to figure that one out

 

[Chez300]

The bread on his sandwich is the wrong way round...who would do this? Why would you do this? You match the bread right? Curved with curved and then straight corners with corners?

I thought it was two different types of bread!

 

[caitlinmcc90]

I swear to god this is another attempt at him trying to be the Paisley equivalent to Gemma its just embarrassing now Cani wrap my head around aw this ‘no got the time’ pish.. WTF DOES HE DO?!

 

[Vancey]

I haven't heard that in years

I'm still laughing at this. I've never heard it and i love it

 

[Booboo76]

He’s such a bitch!

 

[Dawn Dayn]

I was gonnae come in here swinging with the #westcoastbestcoast banter, but the thought of the Paisley patter being oor equivalenté of the Essex accent has me clutching ma beak.

It was a genuine question.

 

[Bigbird2]

Perhaps he's going into the"exotic dancing" thing, where they shoot ping pong balls out of a certain place . Just made myself barf writing that

Our very own Sticky Vicky

 

[Under_The_Influencer]

I've swapped his face with Lawrence Llewellyn Bellend. Feel ill.

omg ma lovelie you’ve knocked me sick with that photo

 

[SuzyE]

That is one ugly cunt look how dry them lips are

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I'm torn between saying he has a face like a smacked arse, or a face like Satan's son

 

[Philimena cunk]

What's wrong with ma hair lovelie? View attachment 805497

Dunno about the hair, what about the ski slope shonks ....