Get in yer lain, I think you’ll find Monster Munch are pure marvellous maize based snacks. Nae tattie hearts for youPickled onion Monster Minch are the king of potato based snacks.- I can’t fault you there
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It's creepy behaviourThat mirror wave gives me the absolute rage
Huh?! I was out in Paisley all day today with no jacket and no cosy granny cardigan either. In fact, I even had flip flops on.
Aw ma lovelie I don’t huv the energy tae go oan another pavement jurnae. Mibbe oan Sunday when av the hangover fae hell.
Promotion from truncheon polisher to helmet polisher, hen.
Weell av had a feeww Aprools the night and drunk little me played a game of ‘Get the funniest Mario screenshot’.
Thanks for yew lovelies recommending the singing jurnee. Aaa had a ball.
Thanks for yew lovelies recommending the singing jurnee. Aaa had a ball.
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Back in the olden days he’d of been polishing the helmets tooPolishing truncheons...
Showed my husband the singing highlight last night and has to be the highlight of my week watching his face while he watched it... Bemusement, cringing, laughing and some bespoke sheer horror ma lovelies. Ironically my husband also originates from Paisley (smell the cooncil scheme) and can confirm Mario lives in a hostile environment.. He is now following Mario on Insta and will be keeping an eye out for some real life sightings when he goes up home to visit
His inability to use the correct “there, their and they’re” makes my teeth itch. And to, too and two. Basic Marion. Basic!!
Oh and why do these so called influencers tell us our best is good enough. I spent yesterday on the sofa in a premenstrual huff, eating cheap supermarket own Frazzles and picking my cuticles. The kids got fishfingers for tea and the hubby got a flea in his ear for having THAT look in his eye at bedtime. It was far from good enough.
Oh and why do these so called influencers tell us our best is good enough. I spent yesterday on the sofa in a premenstrual huff, eating cheap supermarket own Frazzles and picking my cuticles. The kids got fishfingers for tea and the hubby got a flea in his ear for having THAT look in his eye at bedtime. It was far from good enough.
Take us oan a nose jurneh! Please Maz!
Decided to have a wee gander at his “hi lights” 
one he was away to Iceland to buy some pasta salad 
one he was away to Iceland to buy some pasta salad Breakfast in Spoons before a day of shopping. They’ll be home by 1.30pm. I hope he does a haul vid for us
What's with the face
has he slipped on a slipper that the cat has shat in?
How did he not know? I live on the other side of the country and knew they would want to demolish that tit hole
Actually screaming
Actually screaming
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Fucks sake! That’s cheered me right up that has. Only yourself to blame hen. No one else’s fault you haven’t saved but your own. I hope they get put in an even worse area and tit hole bedsit. Maybe he’ll disappear off the gram then and start living life as it should be lived
This has made my morningFucks sake! That’s cheered me right up that has. Only yourself to blame hen. No one else’s fault you haven’t saved but your own. I hope they get put in an even worse area and tit hole bedsit. Maybe he’ll disappear off the gram then and start living life as it should be lived
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why the hell would you spend so much money on a flat that looks like that anyway Wasn’t so long ago he said he could afford to buy his own property if he wanted? So what’s his problem?
wee fanny.Buckle up my lovelies 
looks like we are going on a cooncil demolition journeeeeeee Who wants to place bets he’ll be the last one in the building clutching his beak and housecoat, placards oot screaming save the media wall
looks like we are going on a cooncil demolition journeeeeeee Who wants to place bets he’ll be the last one in the building clutching his beak and housecoat, placards oot screaming save the media wall OMG OMG I HAVE SWERVED SO FAST I’VE DEFINITELY GOT WHIPLASH.
SCREAMING!!!!!!
Dream on hen, you’ll no get a brand new build, not a chance. You’ll be rehomed like for like, from one hovel to the next.
I’ve spent all my money on D’s rented council flat and they are taking it all away. Cry me a river!!! All about himself and all about material possessions. Nothing about the memories made of living with your fiancé? The good times, the laughs, the parties, No?
SCREAMING!!!!!!
Dream on hen, you’ll no get a brand new build, not a chance. You’ll be rehomed like for like, from one hovel to the next.
I’ve spent all my money on D’s rented council flat and they are taking it all away. Cry me a river!!! All about himself and all about material possessions. Nothing about the memories made of living with your fiancé? The good times, the laughs, the parties, No?
Two men in their 30’s who only need a one bed? You’re gonna be bottom of the list for any housing hen maybe we’ll get taken on a hostel jurneh before they are rehoused. We can hope!
Better ask your aunt if your old room is still available to store all the shite you’ve wasted a house deposit on
maybe we’ll get taken on a hostel jurneh before they are rehoused. We can hope!Better ask your aunt if your old room is still available to store all the shite you’ve wasted a house deposit on
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