That slow mo video of the hovel he always does gives me the creeps. It’s like the beginning of a horror movie, I kept expecting the final shot to be a jump scare. So aye
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And at least she can hang her wreath on the outside of her doorNot often I have anything positive to say about Mrs Hinch, but it’s made me laugh that she got rid of the tacky orange leaves from her wreath that she’s had for 4 years for something a bit more sophisticated (I use the term loosely) and Marion just bought the tacky orange leavesmaybe this shows he doesn’t follow trends? Or as usual he’s just about 4 years too late
Why does the tattie scone keep showing his autumn room with a filter on? Why not show us the proper thing. I don't see the point of going to all that effort to then just bang a filter on 
Because it probably looks even more shite hen. Back in yer Laine.Why does the tattie scone keep showing his autumn room with a filter on? Why not show us the proper thing. I don't see the point of going to all that effort to then just bang a filter on
I’ve not even looked out my big coat yet! Still in the lightweight Matalan showerproof number (smell the skinflint). It’s not cold enough for a parka!!
I love that he always angles the sofa in front of the wonky leg on the console table since @Babybail93 pointed it out on here
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I'm wearing a tweed jacket, in my dreams I look like a Ralph Lauren advert, reality closer to Margaret Rutherford. Shut up.I’ve not even looked out my big coat yet! Still in the lightweight Matalan showerproof number (smell the skinflint). It’s not cold enough for a parka!!
I love that he always angles the sofa in front of the wonky leg on the console table since @Babybail93 pointed it out on here
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Give me friggin strength 
Man child!
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I wish he'd duck off sharing pages to follow to his minions when he doesn't even follow the page himself, bawfaced twit.
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He thinks that much of his “Childhood classmate”…. He himself doesn’t even follow him, duck he fills me with steaming bespoke leaf spitting rage 
There aka their … bleeping wanker
There aka their … bleeping wanker
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How many mistakes in a short post.He thinks that much of his “Childhood classmate”…. He himself doesn’t even follow him, duck he fills me with steaming bespoke leaf spitting rage
There aka their … bleeping wanker
If he had a brain he'd take it out and play with it.
Don't judge me but I:Give me friggin strength
Got home
Ate takeaway pizza
Showered
Pjs on
Light throw (very light) over me
Watching reality TV cos brain is fried
Only because I'm severely hungover and had to get up for work at 6.30am this morn for a 12 hour shift and thought I may die at several times over the day
on a normal Friday eve id be out after work for a few drinks (got a long awaited promotion yesterday so went way outta my lane last night )Five different ways of “scenting” the air with chemical shite on his two buckling console tables alone. Three candies, a wax burner and a reed diffuser. How many do we think are on display in his boujie pad in total?
I was in bed at six with a massive bag of pickled onion monster munch
I’ve had the shittest week ever and I had a new mattress delivered yesterday and it’s comfy!
So bed it is…
I’ve had the shittest week ever and I had a new mattress delivered yesterday and it’s comfy!
So bed it is…
Pickled onion Monster Minch are the king of potato based snacks.- I can’t fault you thereI was in bed at six with a massive bag of pickled onion monster munch
I’ve had the shittest week ever and I had a new mattress delivered yesterday and it’s comfy!
So bed it is…
That's a valid reason. And congrats on your promotionDon't judge me but I:
Got home
Ate takeaway pizza
Showered
Pjs on
Light throw (very light) over me
Watching reality TV cos brain is fried
Only because I'm severely hungover and had to get up for work at 6.30am this morn for a 12 hour shift and thought I may die at several times over the day
He hasn't got oneWhat would he be promoted to? Part-time cleaner of slightly larger polis office?
(not disparaging cleaners in any way. Marion himself is the one that referred to "dirty scrubbers", and he makes out he does far more hours at work than he actually does)
(not disparaging cleaners in any way. Marion himself is the one that referred to "dirty scrubbers", and he makes out he does far more hours at work than he actually does)
Thank you @SuzyE - I'll definitely be outta my lane nowThat's a valid reason. And congrats on your promotion
Congratulations! Great to hear some lovely news! That’s the way to celebrate a promotion xDon't judge me but I:
Got home
Ate takeaway pizza
Showered
Pjs on
Light throw (very light) over me
Watching reality TV cos brain is fried
Only because I'm severely hungover and had to get up for work at 6.30am this morn for a 12 hour shift and thought I may die at several times over the day
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