Woolly wreath ?? …. I thot it was a ring for him to sit oan after a bespoke bout of IBS
. In an appropriate colour too 
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. In an appropriate colour too 
Oh my god, how have I never noticed this pink lamp beforeThe pink lamp will never not make me laugh
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Nothing says cosy quite like a glass jar containing over packaged children’s sweets!
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clashes beautifully with the orange Marion, you interior designer you 
It's a bit orange, isn't it. My faves are the telly that doesn't fit, and the fire that doesn't get hot, a real investment.
From hereoan in all wreaths to be referred to as Bumholes 
She’ll be on a come down tomorrow, now all the autumn tat has been revealed. So predictable
Wow - and not wow in a good way Marion so sit back down and please get some class. Love how he’s so thick he doesn’t realise that putting “bought maself” implies that he actually didn’t buy the woollen bespoke, indoor wreath himself?
My other highlight from him decorating his tat cave for a change in the weather, is the kid’s haribo rammed in the jar - can smell the wealth from here.
My other highlight from him decorating his tat cave for a change in the weather, is the kid’s haribo rammed in the jar - can smell the wealth from here.
Even that candy jar he couldnae do properly. Anyone else would have filled it with candy corn, not pre packed haribo!
The haribos are ready for the trick or treaters obvs as they will be defo comin up his back passage past the junkies and ring door bell in only seven weeks time ma lovelies
The gonk is from a small business called eBay, my lovelie. I know you, along with hunners of others, have messaged the Patron Saint of Small businesses to ask him, but sometimes the messages get lost in his outbox, because there are thoosands of them. Derek deals with his outbox, so aye.Right then lads....
It's actually fairly understated to what I thought it might be, but it's still fookin' AWFUL!
I have a confession, though ma lovelies.... ahh will say this then RUN:
*coughs* I really like the gonk and want to buy one*coughs*
RUN!
I don't know guys, I feel it needs just a little something extra and........... orange...........something for Derek.................maybe some classic artwork?
hahahahaha I just spat out my drink!!! My gran had that as a dish towel, god rest her orange nose!
What a godawful cluttered mess and such a waste of money too.
Wee Deke will be having a spliff or two and thinking he’s in New England in the Fall. Actually, scrub that, I doubt if Deke has ever heard of New England at any time of the year.
Wee Deke will be having a spliff or two and thinking he’s in New England in the Fall. Actually, scrub that, I doubt if Deke has ever heard of New England at any time of the year.
I have tears runnin doon ma face
I think it’s absoloooootely perfect ma lovelie, what else are two toddlers gonna have for treats?!
You’re living life as it should be lived hen. We know Tattle issnae your joab, and your joab is just your joab. Chanting you oan from the rooftops to the groond down. So aye
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wonder if the other half would ever forgive me for putting it on the wall next to his Celtic top- Status